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Hi! So you're here because you have a thesis paper due in a week, or a persuasive speech to give or even a book report on a book that seems to have eluded you. Don't worry. I can write you a magnificent paper, any length, and I can get it to you quick (Please allow 1 day for every page requested) for only $7 a page. Tell me the assignment and forget about it until the day that it is due. Nice, huh?

DISCLAIMER: Ok, you can't honestly say you didn't see that one comin'! Afterall, I don't want to risk gettin' in trouble or anything! Okay anyways, I just have to say that I don't in any way, shape, form, or relation have permission to be running this site. I just love to write, and for some reason school papers are my favorite. That's all there is to this site, keep that in mind

OK, here's the drill. Send your assignmenthere but don't assume I immediately accepted. I do get overbooked and I do have questions about teacher preferences. Expect a return e-mail accepting your paper before you get to that part about forgetting about it. I will try to be as prompt as possible though.

Alright guys, the finale. My stuff isn't copywrited and I really DON'T care if you want to copy and plagarize or sell it to younger grades. Do what ya want. Just if you could e-mail me at e-mail me and tell me you're doing it. That'd be super.

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