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Welcome to the RC Special Edition. I wanna see exctly how many more people I can piss off with the truth. Everyone has right to their opinions, this is mine. Confuzzled_Boy, I do these RC from time to tie as a pseudo wrestling column. As for having fun, I'm all for it. But the last few shows have been PURE horse crap. I probably shouldn't have repressed this and stretched these points out over some time becuase this RC is a big bundle of anger. Enjoy. And please note that the more you disagree with me, the better your reply will be. So bring it! 1.This is not an Invasion. It is a half [hearted] retelling of the NWO. The WWF half [anus] rehashes a lot of stuff. But WWF marks who never saw ECW will see it as pure WWF genius. Face facts. Marks, smarks, Victor, Katfan, Triple Threat, boys, girls, and all 3 remaining Test marks, repeat after me: ECW IS DEAD. WCW IS DEAD. Until there is a WCW show, WCW will stay dead. Their main eventers like RVD shall job (or not be able to beat cleanly) to idjuts like Kane who've been stuck in midcard hell (which I, out of pure hatred of the glass ceiling shall now refer to as JerichoLand). ECW? Face it, it's dead. If Vince brought it back, it wouldn't really be ECW. They really were too Xtreme for mainstream. I can stand adapting to WCW McMahon style, but I NEVER want to see a Titan owned ECW. Let's put it this way, WWF can't have PILEDRIVERS. That being said, imagine a Stairway to Hell booked by Stephanie McMahon. He's dead Jim. Let him rest in peace. The closest you'll ever get to TRUE ECW action is CZW or XPW now. 2.My new (2nd) icon was inspired by a love of that old SNICK (Saturday Night Nickelodeon) show Roundhouse, which introduced my 1/2 white [self] to break dancing. But my old icon might be back soon. 3. I moved to Hawaii Sunday, Raw is on at 6 here and Smackdown is on at 8. Which means I get Raw to hours earlier than before but Smackdown an hour later. {DOGGONIT]. 4.The only that could make the DDP/UT feud dumber would be to involve the respective tag titles. Let's see.... we bury hard working mid carders, ACTUAL tag teams, and talented Cruiserweights, and hand the division over to directionless main eventers. Rock and Sock anyone? Brothers of Destruction? DDP will continue to look like a wuss while UT and Kane look like monsters. Kanyon? Unfortunately he's probably a permanent resident of JerichoLand. Him and Jericho have a lot in common. They both deserve to be higher than they are. And both the big 2 held them down for the same reasons. And they're both among the top talented guys. 5.The APA is crap. I'm sick of them. They're two old men who get HUGE pops off of simple big man maneuvers while O'Haire (Who is just as bg as them) does stuff that makes Jeff Hardy look like Hogan and gets no reaction. I wish this Invasion never happened. Because everyone involved is now branded with the mark Bagwell left on Raw. The Radicals came from WCW, are they branded as loserS? No. Because they came to the WWF with no WCW baggage. It would be easier for the WWF to start a new TV Fed and get these guys over than it would for him to run WCW. WWF marks HATE WCW. That's the way they've been programmed. WCW marks aren't watching without Nash, Sting, or their precious piece of [feces] Goldberg. Jindrak and O'Haire could've been brought in, showcased as WWF stars, and got over BIG. Can you imagine their fan bas eif JR had 1st mentioned they're as big as APA and move like the Hardyz instead of saying the 3 letters WWF fans despise most? Now they'll have marks who'll forever hate them for being in "The Alliance". It makes me sick. This whole angle does. Natural born faces like Booker T are shoved into heel roles and natural born heels like Vinny Mac and Regal are faces. It's stupid. But I'll keep watching because it'll hopefully get to as good as it was before KOTR. You remember that, don't you marks? When Benoit was stealing the show as a wrestler in the main event, Angle was gut wrenchingly funny as a heel and you were crying for your precious Rock? Well Benoit is gone, Rock is back, angle is face, and ***the Dungeon*** is pissed. Screw it, I'm done. but... 6. (SPECIAL EDITION POINT!!!) I hate marks and smarks equally, keep that in mind. Now someone argued the first time I posted this that without Vince, a lot of talented wrestlers would be without jobs. NEWS FLASH: Ring rust piles like UT and Kane have jobs, but Steve Corino doesn't? Crowbar sure as [heck] ain't on TV. What about Nova? The Jung Dragons? Shannon Moore? Vince has skeletonized the WCW roster while only displaying a few talents. Piss poor excuses aside, you can't tell me guys like Elix Skipper can't out wrestle MOST of the WWF roster. P.S. If O'Haire's getting a response, Vince must be editing it out in my area. BEEYOTCH. ***the Dungeon*** |
