The Title Will Be "You've been had"
Author J.K. Rowling is reportedly thrilled that her books have delighted so many people. Mostly because now she can just make the 5th a retread and we'd all buy one anyway.

Harry to recieve lots of new friends
Among the additions to the cast are:
Julian, a boy who enjoys pottery and quilting
Bruce, a fifth level wizard who enjoys baton twirling
Maralyn, a potential new love interest who sleeps in the girl dorms but never showers with them
and Scott Stapp.
When asked if all these new characters were what keeps getting the book delayed, Rowling replied "Yeah that and all the Queer as Folk I've been watching."

Potter sales still strong, not a fad says publisher
Recent sales reports have proven the Potter books are guranteed to become a vital part of literature. When asked for comment, R.L. Stine stabbed me. The woman who wrote Animorphs was also asked to comment. She shot at me but luckily her aim sucked worse than the Nickelodeon version of Animorphs.

Someone pays attention to the whole Potter movie
It's being heavily rumoured that someone was actually captivated by entire the 3 and a half hour "Sorceror's Stone". I'm seeking confirmation at this time, but it sounds valid. I should know, since I began watching at the same screening as the alleged bore-proof person, but I walked out when the Hat didn't sing its song.

Voldemort deemed to scary a villain, PTC demands Rowling tone it down.
PTC suggested future plots for Potter books include time travelling with a talking dog, and joining forces with amphibians who like pizza.

Ally McBeal cancelled
Ok this is old and off topic. BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING BILLY!!!!!!!!

CREDIT ALL TO:ANGRY JOHNNY I MADE ALL OF THIS UP BECAUSE I AM A CREATIVE AND YET SLIGHTLY HATEFUL INTROVERT.




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