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Quotes and Quips
...and other weird ramblings.
Angel/Angelus
"I was going through a phase." (BtVS) Innocence
"Yeah, baby; I'm back." (BtVS) Innocence
"100 years just hanging out, feeling guilty-- really honed my brooding skills." (BtVS) Lie to Me
Doyle
"Let me tell you a little bedtime story... Once upon a time there was a vampire and he was the meanest vampire in all the land. I mean-- other vampires were afraid of him. Then one day, he's cursed by gypsies. They restore his human soul and all of a sudden he's mad with guilt; you know, 'What have I done?' and he's freaked. Yeah, well, it's a fairly dull tale. It needs a little sex is my feeling, so sure enough: enter the girl. Pretty little blonde thing, Vampire Slayer by trade and our vampire falls madly in love with her. Well eventually, the two of them, they get fleshy with one another and the moment he--well, I guess the technical term is 'true happiness'. But when our boy gets there, he goes bad again and kills again-- it's ugly. So when he gets his soul back for the second time, he figures hey, he can't be anywhere near young miss puppy thighs without endangering them both so what does he do? He takes off. Goes to L.A. to fight evil and atone for his crimes. He's a shadow, a faceless champion of the hapless human race." (Angel) City of
"We all got somethin' to atone for." (Angel) City of
"Well, I like the place. Not much of a view, but it's got a nice Batcave sort of an air to it." (Angel) City of
"I'm honestly not sure who sent me. Y'know, they don't speak to me direct. I get visions, which is to say great, splittin' migraines that come with pictures. A name, a face." (Angel) City of
(To Angel) "Have you looked in the mirror lately? No, I guess you really haven't, no." (Angel) City of
"Well, I mean, you know... it really depends, doesn't it? Ummm... I mean, I think some demons could be really nice, given the opportunity. I think you'd have to get to know them, yeah?" (Angel) Lonely Heart
"Just simmer down here, okay? Violence is not gonna solve a thing, alright? On the other hand, it's kinda festive." (Angel) Lonely Heart
"When you're talking me up to her, whatever you do, don't let her in on that me bein' a half-demon, okay? Because women get a little funny about that." (Angel) Lonely Heart
"See, you need to chat people up a little bit more casual-like, y'know? 'Hi, what's your name? How's life treatin' ya? What's that you say? Minions from Hell are gettin' ya down?'" (Angel) Lonely Heart
Cordelia
"Why is it every time I go somewhere with you, it always ends in violence and terror?" (BtVS) Homecoming
"Great! Now, I'm going to be stuck with serious thoughts all day." (BtVS) Beauty and the Beasts
"I'm bored and he's not here to give me credit for it!" (BtVS) Band Candy
"Xander, what are you doing? Xander? It's me, Cordelia. I know you can't answer me, but -this is all my fault- You joined the swim team to impress me. You were so courageous, and you looked really good in those speedos. I still care about you no matter what you look like, and we can still date... or not, I mean I can understand if you want to see other fish." (BtVS) Go Fish
"It doesn't get more romantic than this, so shut up!" (BtVS) Phases
"I think you splashed on just a little too much of 'Obsession for Dorks'" (BtVS) Phases
"I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort." (what ep is this from?)
"I didn't think yearbook nerds came out of hybernation 'til spring." (BtVS) Some Assembly Required
"Pick up the phone, call 911. That boy's going to need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him." (BtVS) Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
"The Bronze. It's the only club worth going to around here. They let anybody in, but it's still the scene. It's in the bad part of town...about half a block from the good part of town. We don't have a whole lot of town here." (BtVS) Welcome to the Hellmouth
"Oh please. I don't mean to interrupt your downward mobility, but I just wanted to tell you that you won't be meeting Coach Foster, the woman with the chest hair, because gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker." (BtVS) Welcome to the Hellmouth
"What is your childhood trauma?!?!" (BtVS) Welcome to the Hellmouth

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