Here are some of my favorite quotes that I have compiled in my brain. I think they are hilarious but one of my friends makes fun of me (Summer). Anyway, here they are.
"Hey, That dog has a puffy tail!! Here Puff, hehe Here Puff"-Homer Simpson
"So Lisa, youre never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?" "No" "Ham?" "No" "Pork chops?" "Dad, those all come from the same animal." "Hehehe Yeah right Lisa. A magical, wonderful animal"-Homer Simpson
"You like Elton John? His song Rocketman? I was just wonderin because thats you. Youre the Rocketman"-Nicholas Cage from The Rock
"Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and F@#$ the prom queen."-Sean Connery from The Rock
