Meg Abyte: Hello, folks. Meg Abyte here. And you won't believe what we have in store for you today. The two guests I'm about to present to you today do not seem like very likely rivals, but you'd be suprised. Here at Arch Rivals, our motto is: Crowd: Anyone can be an enemy if they try! Meg Abyte: That's right! So, let's bring out our first guest, shall we? This character is indeed in the Mario Brothers game, but not all of them. Here he is now, Yoshi!!! Crowd: Yea!!!!!!!! (clapping) Yoshi: Ummm, thank you. (smiles bashfully) Meg Abyte: Hi, Yoshi. How are you today? Yoshi: I'm good, Miss Abyte. And you? Meg Abyte: Will you look at that? A dinosaur that's both polite and shy! (crowd laughs) Meg, please, and I'm fine, too thanks. Yoshi: Okay, Meg. Meg: Why don't we bring out our next guest? Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a round of sound for our returning guest and star, Mario! Crowd:Yea!!!!Whoa!!!!(much clapping) Mario: Thank you, thank you. Hello, Meg. Hey, Yoshi. Meg: Why hello, Mario. Are you happy to be here again? Mario: (squirms uncomfortably, clears throat) Ummmm.... wellll.....uhhhhh.......heh. Soooo! How are you doing Meg? Crowd: (laughs) Meg: Just fine Mario. But you- Mario: That's good. How about you, Yoshi? Yoshi: (looking pleased) Actually, I'm doing go- Meg: (looking irritated) Mario, you - Mario: I'm sorry, what were you saying Yoshi? (shoots Meg a dark look) Yoshi: Oh, well, I was just saying that I was good. You? Mario: Good, good. (whispering to Yoshi just loud enough for Meg and the crowd to hear) You know, Meg here is getting pretty testy. I think it's constapation. Yoshi: Consta-what? Meg: I am most certainly not constapated! I was just saying that Mario never did- Mario: Never say never Meg. And Yoshi, constapation is when you can't, well, ummm, go. Yoshi: Ahhh.... I see. Ewww! Mario: Tell me about it. (turns to Meg) You know, this is supposed to be a talk show about Yoshi and me, correct? It's kind of selfish of you to start talking about yourself. I mean, gosh, Meg. Meg: (gawks in disbelief) I did not start- Mario: Stop, Meg! That's enough about you! Crowd: (laughs) Mario: Well, since the quote unquote host is an idiot, it looks like I'll just have to keep the ball rolling. Meg: That's enough! (jumps up and slaps Mario) Mario: Ma-ma-mea! Yoshi: (whimpers, then runs off stage) Crowd: (gasps) Mario: Yoshi, watch out for that camera! (Yoshi runs into camera and loud crash is heard throughout studio) End of Transmission Megabyte's boss's office Meg: But Mr. Green, he was ruining the show! Mr. Green: That's no excuse! You ruined the show too! Meg: Yes, but- Mr. Green: No buts! You're fired! Meg: Fine! (runs from the office, crying and promising r evenge on Mario) THE END This Arch Rivals taping made possible in part by: Apook Co. Wart Enterprises Mushroom Kingdom Cable The stupidity and ridiculous fighting of Mario, Megabyte, Yoshi, and Mr. Green (Mario peeks his head out of the side of the screen) THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!*
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