Meg Abyte: Hello, folks! Meg Abyte here. And wait'll you see what we have in store for you today. Here she is now, the ever-famous, reason for all the Super Mario Brothers games, Princess Peach Toadstool! Crowd: YEEEAAAAA!!!!! (clapping) Peach: Thank you so much!(blowing kisses/waving) Meg: Hello, Peach. How does it feel to finally be out of the clutches of King Bowser Koopa? Peach: Wonderful, Meg, just wonderful! I had missed the Mushroom Kingdom so much. And Father, oh Father! I just couldn't bear it! Oh, ohhhh (sobbing) Oh, I'm dread- fully sorry. I don't know what has gotten into me. Meg: That's fine, dear. Here, have a hankie.(holds out hankie, Peach accepts it) Peach: Oh, thank you.(sniffling)I'm alright now. Meg: That's good to hear, because here comes our next guest now, Queen Lena Koopa! Peach: LENA?!? Meg: Yes, I assume you two have met? Lena: Met? Met? Of course we have met! We are practically Arch Rivals!(calls out as she walks on) Meg: Really?(pretends to be shocked) Peach: Yes, what did you think? I was kidnapped by Bowser, yet I never met his wife? Lena: Oh, shut up, you stupid priss. I would have been better off not knowing you, anyhow. You don't have to rub it in. Peach: For your information, many people adore me. Lena: Most people are idiots! Peach: Well, I never! Lena: You should try it some time, it's really fun. Peach: You are so annoying. Lena: And you are so rude. Peach: Why, whatever do you mean? Lena: You started bawling first thing on this show! Peach: There would have been no reason for me to start bawling if it weren't for you stupid husband! Lena: At least I have a husband! Peach: I have a boyfriend! Lena: What boyfriend? Peach: Why Luigi, of course! Lena: Oh, you mean Lesbian? That's not a boyfriend, that's a girlfriend!!! Peach: Ohh, you take that back right now, Lena! Lena: Excuse me? Who's the Queen here? Peach: I don't know. I didn't think there was a Queen here. Lena: Because you don't you think. Peach: Why you !@*%#$&#*&%$#@!@#$%&*$@!!!! Meg: Peach! Lena: Ooh, getting a little testy, are we Peachy? Peach: Don't call me that! Lena: Oh, I suppose that's only for your girlfriend to call you. Alright then, fruitcake. Peach: Meg!!!(whiny) Make her sto-op!!! Lena: Ooh, and you're whiny, too. Peach: Why do insist on bothering me so? Lena: Because it's fun, and you're a fungus. Peach: That is so raciest! Lena: It would be, if you were a member of a race. Meg: Ladies, may we get on with the interview, please? Lena: Ask Peach, she's the one throwing a fit. Peach: But I- Meg: Now Peach, let's not act childish. No interjec- tions, please . Peach: (sighs heavily, glares at Lena) Lena: You know, Meg, she is really acting about four years old. I read a book once about people, or in this case, fungi, that develope in the body, but not in the brain. Peach: Well, that does not apply to me! Lena: You're right...you have no brain to even begin developing. I wonder of it applys to brain stems and bubbles, though... Peach: I don't know...We could look into it for you, though, Lena. I'm afraid that it's too late for you, but it doesn't hurt to look. Lena: So, the brat thought of a good comeback. Bravo. But, we were talking about YOU, Peach. Of course, it takes more than a brain stem and a bubble to realize that, so we'll let that one slide. Meg: SO! Lena, what are your plans for the future? Lena: I plan to take over the Mushroom Kingdom with Bowser, and kick that little brat off her throne forever. But then I'll have to have it burned, or soaked in an anti-bacterial tub for a week to clean off the fungi and other germs. Peach: You will not! Lena: (leans forward, stares straight into Peach's face)Watch me. Meg: Well, that certainly is a, umm, different dream. Peach, what about you? Peach: Well, Meg, I plan to marry Luigi, and have about two kids, and we'll all move into the castle, and have a little kitty, and... Lena: You're a pervert, you know that? Peach: (stomps foot) That's it, Meg! I can't stand to be in the same room with her for another minute! Lena: How about the same ship? Wart, Bowser, beam me up!!!(grabs Peach's wrist and drags her to the sudden flash of green light that is shone down in the center of the stage, clpas hand over Peach's mouth and says) Farewell, all. Thanks bunches for having me, Meg!(zap! Peach and Lena disappear, leaving Meg speechless)
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