Team Rocket's Pokémon
By: Berterad E-Mail: Berterad@gateway.net
CHAPTER ONE
"To protect the world from devastation!" "To unite all peoples within our nation!" "To denounce the evils of truth and love!" "To extend our reach to the stars above!" "Jessie!" "James!" "Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!" "Surrender now or prepare to fight!" "Meowth, that's right!" "Hi! We're Team Rocket's Pokemon, Arbok, and Weezing. Can't talk now, we gotta go fight Pikachu. We'll get back to ya when we're done!" "Weezing, Sludge attack!" "Weezing!" "Pikachu, Agility!" "Pika!" "Arbok, Poison Sting!"
"Cha-bok!" "Pikachu, dodge it and use Thunder!" "Pi-ka-chuuu!" KABOOOOOOOM!
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"Hi, we're back. Ya know, we've never beaten Pikachu. Right, Weezing?" "Weezing weez." "He can't speak our language. Um, sorry, your language. Well,
neither can I, but, well, it's kinda hard to explain. So I'll do all the talking. O.K. with you, Weezing?" "Weez!" "O.K., he doesn't want me to talk. So, he'll
do all the talking." "Weezing weez weez. Weezing. Weez weezing weez weezing. Weez weez weez weez weezing weez?" "Yes, I do want to continue. O.K., from there we got...sorry. I forgot, you can't understand what Weezing was saying. He said we were at a building site, then he got tired of talking, and passed it on to me. O.K., from there we got sorry for our trainers and evolved for them. Oh no! We have to go back in our Pokeballs. We'll get back to you sometime. Bye!" "Weez!"
CHAPTER TWO
"Hello again." "Weezing weezing!" "Sorry we couldn't talk longer before." "Hey!" "Oh-no, it's Meowth!" "What are you pea-brains doing?!" "Just telling the people about our lives." "Telling about your lives, huh? Well, I'll tell you about my life, it stinks!" "Bye, Meowth!" "What was that all about?!" "Oh, hi, Lickitung. You know how Meowth is." "Aaah! Aaah!" "That's Victreebell. It's weird, all of James' Pokemon can't talk. Right, Lickitung?" "Yeah. We're supposed to be talking about our lives, right? Well, my trainer is really nice." "What?! Do you mean Jessie?! She's not nice!" "Of course she is!" "I've been with her since she was five, I should know if she's nice or not! You'll find out soon that Jessie is not nice." "I doubt it!" "Lickitung! Lickitung, where are you?!" "Well, I gotta go, bye!" "Bye, Lickitung. I better go too. We'll tell you the rest some other time. C'mon Weezing, Victreebell." "Weezing!" "Aaah! Aaah!"
CHAPTER THREE
"We're back! We can't talk long. We're being grounded by our trainers because we didn't win that battle with Pikachu the other day. I don't know why they don't ground us all the time, we lose every
stinkin' battle against that dumb Pikachu. Since today is the last day, we'll tell you all the important stuff, the stuff that we're scared of!" "Weez weezing weezing!" "Arghhhh! Don't even say that name, it gives me shivers. O.K., he said the...the...I can't say it! O.K., here goes, I'm gonna say it fast to get it over with! THE EEVEE BROTHERS! I think you already saw this
on T.V., because I saw a camera following us. Anyway, they beat us up with their Pokemon. Weezing is lucky, he only had to battle one. Oh, and that Eevee! That thing is so scary, I can't explain it!" "Arbok, Weezing, get over here now! You know you're grounded!" "Well, gotta go! Bye!" "Weez!"
THE END
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