Pokémon Gone Wacko: The Hissatsu Fic!
By: Mew471 E-Mail: Mew471@aol.com
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well, as you can all see by the title, the following story is
just a hissatsu waza (or desperation move) on my part! Enjoy! ;)
*Well, here I am...again...anyway, victims please!*
::Ash, Misty, Tracy, and Pikachu appear out of nothingness, as usual.::
*Hi everybody.*
Misty: Hi.
*AHEM!!!*
Misty: ::in a sarcastic tone of voice:: Hello almighty, all-powerful author who saved my sorry butt from Kagato and who is far superior in strength and
brains than anyone in the universe, especially me.
*Thank you.*
::Ash turns to Tracy.::
Ash: Hey, wait a minute! Tracy, you're supposed to be dead! Frieza killed you!
Tracy: ::looks at himself:: ...I'm supposed to be dead?
Ash: Yup.
Tracy: ::stares blankly at Ash:: I don't remember being killed by Frieza.
Ash: ::turns to the author:: Author, he's supposed to be dead! How'd he come back to life?
*Let's just say that author magic is a very powerful thing. And don't worry, he's not supposed to remember being killed.*
Ash: Oh.
Tracy: Um, can I ask something?
*Whaddaya want?*
Tracy: What's this fic supposed to be about anyway?
*Didn't you see the title? It's a hissatsu fic!*
Ash: What does hissatsu mean?
*It means "desperation."*
Misty: So in other words, this fic isn't really about anything. You've milked this series for all it's worth and now you're getting desperate.
*SHUT UP YOU!!!*
Misty: Hmph!
Pikachu: Pikachu. (Oh brother.)
Ash: Well, I'm hungry. I'm gonna go find a place to eat.
::Ash starts to walk off.::
*Wait!*
Ash: ::stops and looks at the author:: What?
*Just to make things a little more exciting, I've created a little something for my amusement.*
Misty: And what might that be?
*Well, now you people/Pokemon hafta watch where you fall!*
Tracy: Um...why?
*I've created a few magical puddles around here.*
Ash: Why are they magical?
*Because whoever falls into one of them is transformed into whatever drowned there 100 years ago! Of course, the effect isn't permanent. You can make it
go away if you splash yourself with hot water...but cold water reverses the effect!*
Ash: ...Oh...okay. ::starts walking away again:: I'm gonna go get some lunch. See you guys la-
::Ash doesn't get to finish his sentence because he falls into on of the enchanted puddles.::
Misty: ASH!!!
::Misty runs to the puddle where Ash fell and falls into a different enchanted puddle.::
Tracy: MISTY!!!
::Tracy runs to the puddle where Misty fell and falls into another enchanted puddle.::
Pikachu: PI!!! (GUYS!!!)
::Pikachu runs to the puddles and falls into yet another...well, you get the idea.::
*Ha-ha!*
::A giant panda comes out of the puddle that Tracy fell into.::
*Well Tracy, you just fell into the spring of the drowned panda. A panda drowned there 100 years ago.*
Tracy/The Panda: ::scribbles on a sign and holds it up (I'm just gonna call
this "sign talk"), ahem, sarcastically:: ~Oh that's just GREAT!!!~
::An adorable little pink cat jumps out of the puddle that Misty fell into.::
*And you, Misty, just fell into the spring of the drowned cat!*
Misty/The Cat: MEOW-?!!(WHAT THE-?!!)
::A small black pig with a yellow bandana on his head crawls out of the puddle that Pikachu fell into.::
*And Pikachu just fell into the spring of the drowned pig.*
Pikachu/The Pig: OINK OINK!!! (OH SHOOT!!!)
::A beautiful young girl with long, spiky black hair climbs out of the puddle that Ash fell into(^.^;).::
*Hello Ash.*
Ash/The Girl: ::in a teenage-girl's voice:: Hi author.
::Ash looks around at the panda and the cat.::
Ash/The Girl: Woah! Guys, what happened to you?
Tracy/The Panda: ::sign talk:: ~The question is, what happened to YOU?~
Ash/The Girl: Whaddaya mean?
*For God's sake, Ash, don't you see?*
Ash/The Girl: ::totally clueless:: See what?*::laughs:: Never mind.*
Ash/The Girl: No, what is it?
Tracy/The Panda: ::sign talk:: ~YOU'RE A GIRL, YOU IDIOT!!!~
::Ash's eyes go wide and he, or rather she, looks down at himself/herself.::
Ash/The Girl: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!
Tracy/The Panda: ::sign talk:: See?
Ash/The Girl: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!!
*Simple. You fell into the spring of the drowned girl.*
Misty/The Cat: Meow, meow meow meow? (So Ash, should we call you Ashley?)
Tracy/The Panda: ::sign talk:: ~Or maybe we should call you Ash-chan?~
Pikachu/The Pig: Oink-oink! (Ha-ha!)
Ash/The Girl: Oh, all of you be quiet!
*Hey, you know what would be REALLY funny right about now?*
Ash/The Girl: What?
*This!*
::Brock suddenly appears.::
Ash/The Girl: OH HOLY-!!!
::Brock sees Ash and goes into his "Pretty Girl Mode."::
Brock: ::zips up to Ash:: H-hello!
Ash/The Girl: ::absolutely disgusted:: D-D-D ::kicks Brock in the face SO hard that he goes flying through a few walls and passes out:: DON'T TOUCH
ME!!!!!
*You know, I think I'll just leave you people like this for a while.*
Ash/The Girl: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Misty/The Cat: MROW!!! (NOOOOOOOOOO!!!)
Tracy/The Panda: ::sign talk:: ~NOOOOOOOOO!!!~
Pikachu/The Pig: OINK!!! (NOOOOOOOOOO!!!)Brock: ::weakly:: ...Ouchie...
THE END
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