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Questions of the day!

1. Whatz the motto of life?

2. Why did the sun want some Orange Juice?

3. What do you get when you cross by a marshmallow with a laser gun in itz hand filled with paint?

4. sometimes you may wonder... why did the duck cross the highway at noon?

5. What does Hanson Really stand for?

6. Why is Zac insane?

7. What kind of animal has infested hair & lies alot?

8. What did the Cheese say to the Grate?

9. What did Mr. Stop say to Mrs. Sign?

10. What did Mr. Hansen say to Mrs. Chalk?

11. What do you get when you put Y plus old?

12. How'd the Blonde Die while drinking milk?

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Answers

1. I don't know.. Whatz the motter with you?

2. cuz it was a SUNNYDELIGHTful Day!

3. GonzoFilledTastyPastyGlueBlueArt!

4.. It was a fast way for him to quack up suicide....

5. Hamburgers, Apples, Nuts, Soupy, Onions, & Nice Juicy Nutty Bars filled with Strawberry filling! Now.. Don't that sound good or what?!?!?!?

6. Cuz he eats too much of the chocolatelty filled marshmallowely skittely fruit filled handy dandy , melt in your mouth goodness.....

7. Lice

8. I hope you have a GREAT day!

9. Would you please Stop & Sign my autograph book?

10. Chalk-O(am I)Late?

11. Wild!

12. The cow fell on her!

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