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The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties (which is highly probable, considering David English's ability to be shit at web-page design), or you may need to stop surfing the web in such an aimless manner, expecting to see something interesting at this travesty of a web-page..

Please try the following:

  • Click the Refresh button, or try again later.(although I would personally advise against this...I mean, who would want to see this web-page. Seriously).
  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.Oh, there's no real big deal in that, considering David chose such an amazing web-address.
  • To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP). Yeah. Think about it.
  • If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings.
    If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
    click Detect Network Settings Rather than detecting your networking settings, I suggest you have a psychiatrist try to detect your sanity in visiting this abomination.
  • Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed.
  • If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0. Ha! Like you would need to do anything so complicated to get into David English's web-site....hold on a second...
  • Click the Back button to try another link. I seriously think that this is the most advisable option. Do it. NOW!


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