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An arguement between Cyclops and Kurt:	Kurt: "You pulled my tail man!" Scott: "Grow up Kurt." Kurt: "Hey, lighten up dude." Scott: "You're always goofing around." Kurt "And you're seriously cramping my style." Scott:"Listen." Kurt: "No, you listen. There's a sound that I want you to hear. And it's *BAMPF*"
A panicked Kurt:	Kurt: "I knew I should have paid more attention in computer lab."
A meeting with Forge:	Kurt: "Don't let my looks fool you. I'm a harmless blue fuzzball. Really!"
A Kurtty Moment:	Kurt: "Looks like I missed quite a party." Kitty "Kurt, you're all right! Easy you fuzzy elf. Everything is going to be just fine."
Different times, different slang:	Kurt: "Oh, I swear! That homey's lingo is so whack!"
A lesson on manners:	Logan: "Elf! (sigh) How many times I gotta tell ya? Ask and it'll get passed to you." Kurt: "Sorry. I didn't want to interrupt you." (bampf) Logan "That's better! Now mind your manners." Professor X "In any case..."
Not really a Kurt sound, but still funny:	Toad "See the desk, don't see the desk. See the chair, don't see the chair. So Ms. Bigshot, let's see how you like my new clean office policy."
A confused Kurt:	Kurt: "What happened? Where am I? The Twighlight Zone?."

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