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Fire Sale
The BBC (The Brass Bustiers of California) would like to apologize for the following:
...and then, Little Red Riding Hood said, “My, what big knockers you have, Grandma!”
“All the better to--”
Oh, hello!
It's our Third Annual
Yes, we've torched our warehouse for the insurance money! Er, I don't think I was supposed to say that.... But, if you don't mind a little smoke inhalation and third degree burns, you can save Big. I mean, really BIG. Bigger than... Not Big! Here's a sample:
Ach Chu, the famous Sino-German philosopher, is proud to endorse the all-new Bungee Bra! Now you can put a little bounce in your step - or, for that matter, a LOT of bounce in your step! Even if you don't have anything to bounce with, the Bungee Bra will more than compensate! Comes
complete with 3 settings: Double, Single or Alternate! Now you can be the center of attention no matter where you go - with... the Bungee Bra!
And for the men, try the all-new Bungee Jock! Let her know you're really happy to see her!
Men! Can't get it up? Well, forget Viagara, because The Stretcher is here! Using the latest in micro-hydraulic technology, The Stretcher will give you the length you've always wanted! Simply snap into place, flick the switch, and in moments, you're ready for Action! And, because The
Stretcher is completely transparent, she'll never know you're wearing it!
Now, you can get back that old feeling - or something like it - with The Stretcher!
And, as a special incentive to our customers, if you can arrive before the arson task force, we'll give you a whopping 3% off your final purchases. That's 3%, folks! Come in NOW!!
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