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The Closet
Welcome to The Closet!
Make a Fashion statement no-one would ever dare to forget!
From famous French fashion designer, Vealchop, comes Wedgie Jeans! While all your hip, cool friends are constantly pulling up their jeans, you can walk around, secure in the knowledge that your Wedgie Jeans will always stay up - way up - no matter what!
From Jake and Rasputin Killer (“Toiletries to the Stars!”) - the line of snakeskin apparel has been expanded. Along with the world-famous snakeskin tutu and snakeskin condoms (dishwasher safe!), we now offer our fine line of snakeskin lingerie. Choose from an amazing assortment of teddies, push-ups,
briefs and other assorted naughties! Available in rattlesnake, cobra, and now boa constrictor!
Heads (and not a few stomachs) will definitely turn when you show up in this genuine Fishscale Tuxedo from Seawear! Forget ordinary black, or even sharkskin! These colorful scales will dazzle the champagne and caviar set! No doubt about it - there’s something different about you! Available in
Bass, Trout, Perch, Tuna and now, Barracuda!
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