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• No music collection is complete
without The Best of Gastrointestinal
Noises, Volumes 1 and 2! Yes,
it’s all here! Everything from the piquant and subtle Baby Burp to the
full glory and majesty of Adult Male
Flatulence! Perfect for all your
family get-togethers! Kids love it! And, if you act now, you
get these bonus tracks, including Morning
Sickness, Weak Bladder and
everybody’s favorite, Mexican
Night! Available from Scratchy
Records.
◊And coming soon! The Best of Gastrointestinal Noises, Volume 3: I.C.U.! Fresh from the hospital, it contains that
classic dance track, Passing Stone, as well as Hot Enema
Surprise!, The Bedpan Shuffle and I.C.U. Means I Can’t Urinate (Re-Mix)! Bonus track: Hey!
You’re Not My Regular Nurse! Order
now!
•Now available! Sung Instrumentals by
some of today’s hottest acts!
◊Hear Also Sprach
Zarathustra by Johann Strauss
by The Backstreet Boys!
»“Bwa bwa bwaaaaaaa... Da-Da!
(Bum bum bum bum bum bum...)”
◊Dave Matthews performs Popcorn by Hot Butter!
»“Tok-tok tok tok-tok-tok-tok
Tok-tok tok tok-tok-tok-tok...”
◊Homer Simpson takes a stab at
Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony!
»“D’oh-d’oh-d’oh
d’oooooh... D’oh-d’oh-d’oh d’oooooh...”
◊Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler
tackles In The Hall of the Mountain
King!
»“Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah
dah-dah-dah dah-dah-dah...”
◊For the first time in years, Donny
and Marie Osmond double-team on The
Theme From “The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly”:
»“Doo d-d-d-doo (wah
wah-wah)...”
◊Hear Britney Spears vocal rendition of Liberty Bell by
John Philip Sousa:
»“Dee-dee dee-dee-dee-dee dee
dee-dee dee na na-na na-na na-na...”
And, if you order now, you also get this
bonus disc: John (“The Most
Unmusical Man In Europe”) Cleese Whistles “The
X-Files Theme” and Others,
featuring:
◊Wagner’s The Ride of the Valkyries!
»“Ya-da-da-da da... ya-da-da-da
da... ya-da-da-da da... ya-da-da-daaaa...”
◊“Star
Wars” Main Title!
»“Ta-ta-ta ta Tah Ta-ta-ta ta
Tah Tah...”
And far too many more! Plus, you also
receive a free sledgehammer, so you can make this a real Smash Hit!
So order today!
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