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When guests become pests, drive them away
with new Go Home! from Avalanche Industries. Combining some of the most
offensive odors known to man (foot odor, flatulence, burnt
meatloaf, etc.), spraying Go Home! at stubborn hangers-on will make them suddenly
remember overdue dental appointments or how early they have to
rise the next morning! (Caution: remember to neutralize Go Home! before
retiring for the night with new All
Clear! - also from Avalanche
Industries - sold separately, of course.)
It slices! It dices! It chops! It beheads
those pesky French aristocrats! Yes, it’s the Guillotine!
And, now, you can have one in your very own home! Announcing
the Home Guillotine!, made by those wonderful folks at Avalanche
Industries! Forget all those fancy knives you see on TV - the Home Guillotine! will
cut through anything! Even bones don’t stand a chance against the Home Guillotine! And,
if you order now, you’ll also get this lovely wicker
basket to catch all your chopped items! So, get your Home Guillotine! NOW!
First, there was Barbie. Then there was
Bratz. Now, there's Golddiggerz™ - the new doll sensation
from Avalanche Industries! Golddiggerz™ are every girl's
dream - from the 100% guaranteed genuine bleach-blonde hair to
the arm permanently locked in the "Gimme!" position.
When you move the arm, the Golddiggerz™ speak - using such
classic phrases as, "I wonder if you could do me a
favor..." and "Don't worry, you'll get it right
back!" What male doll could resist?
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