The Store

Hello, hello and welcome to the official Wart
Enterprises store. We have all the products 
you could ever want. If you wish to purchase
one of these fine items, please email me here.
When purchasing a fine product from Wart Enterprises,
please remember we charge a 90.88545854% tax charge and shipping and handling.
Please have exact change. There are no refunds
on any item. However, satisfaction is guaranteed. 
Also, in further notice, all products are made whenever you order for precise newness. Due to this
policy, all products may take an extra bit of time to
receive. Thank you for your cooperation. 

Wart's Wet Computer Cleaner
$25.00-HOT BUY!!!!!!!

Toad's Eye Vending Machine
$732.56-CHEAP BUY!!!!!!

Insta-Water;just add water!
$5.00-HOT BUY!!!!!!!!!!!

Insta-Swamp;just add swamp!
$12.00-HOT BUY!!!!!!!!!!

Counterfeit 7 dollar bill
$32.00

Exploding Cell Phone (Goes great with exploding Bubble Gum from Apook Co.!)
$173.00

Bomber 1812 Fighter Plane
$732,441,999,332.99

Ice Bomb
$40.00

BBGun 
$70.00

Atomic Bomb Instructions
$745.86

Dime
$2.00

2 Dead Batteries (AAAAA)
$15.00

Hose with a hole
$38.98

Nothing (please note this product is very similar to Insta-water)
$5.00

Electric Dentures
$70.00

Broken Goron's Sword
$136.57

Anti-Mario
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00
(or 7 infinite Koopa Bit bills)

Underwater Candle (may take several tries to light)
$30.00

Gas-yes!
$9.75

Vegetable Shredder
$1,764,000,000.99

Pile of Dirt
$65.87

Bottle of Bugs
$9.00 (Bottle not included)

Pokemon Diamond (limited stock-going fast!)
$49.99+ S/H

Tazer
$734.02

Black Hole Blaster
NOTE: THE BLACK HOLE BLASTER
DOES NOT SHOOT BLACK HOLES, 
BUT WHEN IT IS FIRED, A SMALL
BLACK HOLE IS CREATED.
$23,996,341.57

Dead Cricket
$5.00

Yoshi Egg
Available in several colors:
Green 
Blue
Red
Sky Blue
Orange
Pink
Purple
Brown
Also, some non-colors:
Black 
White
Grey
Spotted:
*Black and White
*Black and Brown
*Brown and White
*Black and Grey
*White and Grey
*Brown and Grey
$35.99 each


Retired Wart Enterprises Delivery Van
$986.71

Magic Flying Carpet
$700.07

200 Cherries
$173.49

Snifit Pellet/Bullet (used)
$26.78

Muddy Boulder
$70.00

Broken Computer Chips (999)
$6,345.84880933856

Two-legged Chair-GOING FAST!!!
$75.00

Official Wart Enterprises Drink Hardener
$45.72
NOTE:This product takes longer than usual to
ship. If purchasing, please allow extra time. 

Lava Spike Bomb
$959.853
1)Light the fuse.
2)Run with every last muscle 
you can possibly think of.
3)An enormous explosion occurs.
4)Lava bursts out everywhere.
5)A shower of spikes follow.

Spit on Usama Ben Laden (From the makers of Spit on Saddam)
$30.00
Computer compatability listed
on packaging. 

Panser Wart-ank
$99,100,793.55443945672332220011

Stars & Hearts combo package (comes with bonus Birdetta Egg)
$49.99

Box of 2,000,000,000,001 pencils
$1,674.42

Kitchen knife set featuring exclusive Snifit head 
handles
$78.99

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