Subcon Mysteries

Where did those pesky plumbers come from?

Hey, it's Wart here with another mystery of Subcon. Today's case is:

Where did those pesky plumbers come from?

Well, for those of us that have played Yoshi's Island we know that a stupid stork dropped Marion and Luinguine somewhere. Yippie fought and so on and eventually Moron got "home." But, where is home???? And how come Mari never goes home after "adventures?" How did humans give birth to such hideous things?!?!!?!?!!? It's just not possible!!! Here is what some people thought. ____________________________________________________________________________ I think Mario was just made and dropped of with some people that were enemies of Bowser. -Axem Platinum ____________________________________________________________________________ Maybe Marion and Luiguine were just reject F.O.N.'s (freaks of nature) and these weirdos wanted to see what they were, but they didn't know how gross the idiots were, and when they saw the morons, (if you've played SMW2:YI, then you know what they look like) they just died. -Pikamoon ____________________________________________________________________________ I don't really know where they came from. Perhaps hell? Maybe the devil made the nasty plumbers to torture us, but without realizing it, he made them soooo nasty that no one was tortured, just immediately killed. -KOOPAFREAK ____________________________________________________________________________ The real story behind those disgusting creatures is that hundreds of different disgusting things formed together to create them. The combination of gross things made the plumbers so nasty that it kills everything. -_~*Kangaskhan*~_ ____________________________________________________________________________ Maybe they came from another dimension to torture us. I can't think of where from, though. Maybe some alternate netherworld. Who knows? - Anonymous ____________________________________________________________________________ The mario brothers came from a sewer born from a sewer pig, that's why they eat a lot, AND why they decided to waste their life on plumbing.............. -KingKoopa14 ____________________________________________________________________________ Will we ever know where the... things... came from? Probably not. However, rumors still persist. I would tell you where they come from, but I do not know. Maybe God will tell us one day. Or maybe He'll just destroy the idiots. ~Wart Back to the Sub-con Mysteries Page Back to Sub-con
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