Country Folks Technology
Log on: Making a wood stove hotter.
Log off: Don't add no more wood.
Moniter: Keeping an eye on the woodstove
Download: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
MEG HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood.
Floppy disc: Whatcha get from tryin to carry too much farwood.
Ram: That tar thing whut splits the farwood.
Hard drive: Gettin home in the winter time.
Prompt: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
Windows: Whut to shut when it's cold outside.
Screen: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season.
Byte: Whut dem dang flys do.
Chip: Munchies fer the TV.
Micro chip: Whut's in the munchi bag.
Modem: Whacha did to the hay fields.
Dot matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
Lap top: Whar the kitty sleeps.
Keyboard: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
Software: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
Mouse: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
Main frame: Holds up the barn ruf.
Port: Fancy flatlander wine.
Enter: Northerner talk fer, C'mon in Y'all.
Random access memory: Whan ya cain't member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yer wife asks.
Mouse pad: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
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