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The next week, the secret service agent walks in and tells him that he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we figured out who urine it was. It's Mr. Al Gore's urine. The bad news is that it is your wife's handwriting!"
Why did the blonde have an abortion? She thought it wasn't her kid!
What do you call a room full of 30 indians? A mouthful of teeth
What is a Polish 7 course meal? A hot dog and a 6 pack
Once they were this Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Englishman sitting at a bar. They each order a drink for themselves. The Englishman sees a fly in his beer. He picks up the fly and folds it in a napkin, and passes it to side. The Scotsman takes the fly and throws it over his shoulder and drinks his beer. The Irishman takes the fly it his forefingers and start patting it on its back. "Spit it out, Spit it out, Spit it out!"
-Ricochet
