Presented in Onigirl-o-vision!!!
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Disclaimer: Here's the same CRAZY disclaimer as last time!!! so if you have 
any brains at all, you should know it already! Read the frikkin' story!!! 
this fic has ideas copyrighted (maybee) by CLAMP which i stole and 
i used with babbling incoherent characters in the place of normal well 
adjusted ones.  My favourite character in any Disney (or Carebears) movie is 
the Mad Hatter!!!  Why is a raven like a writing desk?  i'll tell ya why... 
ya couldn't sell either of them on a dusty sunday afternoon in Disturbo, 
Illinois.

If you find this fanfic offencive, you're a sissy and i don't give a flyin' 
leap! Tell it to the freakin' cows (Hi Laura! I used yer saying!  Of course, 
why am i saying this to you?  you're probably at a Marylin Manson website 
right now!).

All characters are creations of my own sadly disturbed mind 
except Zagato, who keeps buggin' me to put him in a 'fic.  He's 
one of the many people in my mind, along with his older brother.
His older bro will be there too....    ^_^  (his brother, R. the R.P.)
Actually, there are two other copyright characters, but I can't tell you 
who... yet.

Note to Americans: Any and all measurments will be given in metric. If 
you don't know the metric system, you suck, because THE REST OF THE WORLD 
HAS FIGURED IT OUT. Get a life, and get the hell out of the past. I hope 
you're happy when you're an old fogie and you can't even get your perscription 
right 'cuz you don't know the easiest system of measurments on the whole 
frikkin' PLANET!!! Get a grip.

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Hello, I'm your (un)friendly neighbourhood narrator. Ha ha! But 
seriously, I don't live anywhere near you. Unless you are 
Catherine... get the h*ll out of here you Hanson-freak!!! I'll 
kick your *ss, you sick-*ss weirdo. Ahem. Anyhoo, in the last 
installment, our crazy friends (Ikaruhe, Uufe, and Miuhe) were 
on a day trip from their asylums/shack. They were transported 
to a strange world, where they met a mysterious sea captain who 
was saltier than the sea. If you need to know more, read the 
last chapter, dumb*ss. Here we go...

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Magic Knight Psyco!
Episode 2: Insanity! Fun with matches, the pyro story?(uh oh...)
By the one referred to as Onigirl (I like to par-tay doon) 

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(Scene: The three crazies, with Lefce, are still on the plateau which 
the flying fish dropped them on.)

Lefce:  I said ya can't go home! When ye come here by socerer's magic, 
ye canna go by yer own sailin' ship!

Miuhe:  [grumble] Are ye- you saying I am stuck here forever?! 
With all these *people*? In a world without my shack and 
cabbage soup???!!!

Ikaruhe: [quietly] So long as the gremlins don't find me...

Uufe:  [hissing and foaming] My parole hearing is tomorrow 
(foam). I have to get out to (hiss) find... mother (gurgle).

Miuhe: I have to set up the traps tomorrow...

Uufe: You trap? (foam) After my parole hearing, I can come 
help. (hiss)

Miuhe: As long as you stay out of my way...

Uufe: Can I bring my (hiss) gun?

Miuhe: That might come in handy if we see any trespassers.

Lefce: [brandishing a knife] AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Ye best 
shut up, afore I rip the ears offa ye heads!!!!

Ikaruhe: Are you SURE there's no way in?... I mean out! Out!

Lefce: Thar is one way...

Uufe: You've (foam) been holding out on us! (hiss)

Miuhe: You may be taller than me, but I can set traps to catch you!!!

Lefce: Yarrrr, ye be calmin' down afore I tells ya squat!

Ikaruhe: Please show me the way... to go home.

Lefce: Ye must save Cephiro. 
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(Scene: that large chamber from the last chapter. You know, 
the one with waterfalls coming down from the ceiling? Anyway,
Zagato is standing in a different part of it, a slight smile 
on his face.)

Voice #1: Whuz Up, Homie Z?

Zagato: There are more magic knights in this world. They have 
just arrived.

Voice #2: Like, no way!

Zagato: The Princess is doing a great job. Our plans are working 
well.

Voice #3: There's 3 of them right? We should send 3 of us as an 
away team! Heh heh heh, away team.

Zagato: If we did that, we'd win, stupid!!!

Voice #2: Well, duh squared.

Voice #1: Man, Z, your plans are weak!

Zagato: Shut up!!! Do you want to keep your jobs?

Voice #1: Yeah.

Voice #2: Whatever.

Voice #3: Affirmative, Captain. Heh heh heh. 

Zagato: They cannot use the Mashin. They're all HALF-WITS!!!
[He starts to laugh and cry at the same time]

Voice #2: I don't get it. Like, what are we trying to do?

Zagato: [ignoring the last comment] They are now with Cap'n 
Lefce.

Voice #1: You mean that wack little pirate dude?

Voice #3: I have a very bad feeling about this...heh heh. Heh.

Zagato: Cionealhe... you must take care of this problem.

Cionealhe: [puffing on a cigarette] Zag, hon, I'll leave as 
soon as General Hospital is over.
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(Scene: The large plateau from before.)

Ikaruhe: I remember, right before we left, the voices in my head 
were interrupted by a woman's voice. She started talking just before 
we left...

Uufe: I (hiss) heard my mother's voice as well... it told me to-

Miuhe: "Help save our world, legendary Magic Knights"?

Uufe: [with an evil expression] Actually, it said (foam) "Kill them, 
kill them all."

Miuhe, Ikaruhe, Lefce: ...

Uufe: [snapping out of it] Of course, ha ha, it might have said what 
Miuhe said it, uh, said (hiss).

Ikaruhe: I heard the same thing. [quickly] I mean, what Miuhe said!

Lefce: [scratches his head] Yarr. Ah still don't really know why yer 
here tho'.

Ikaruhe: [muttering] I don't care why I'm here, as long as the gremlins 
are gone.

Lefce: Ye see, the Magic Knights of the Legend arr said to be the 
saviors of the world in a time of stormy weather...

Miuhe: What the bloody hell are you talking about?

Lefce: Yarr, pull the turbot from yer ears! Ye got te understand mateys, 
Cephiro isn't in that thar stormy weather no more. Ah don't understand 
why ye came here! One of the most pow'rful sorcerers in Cephiro musta 
summoned ye by sheer will. Ye see, Cephiro is a land controled by yar will.

Ikaruhe: (thinking) If I have magic powers, I can finally fight those 
gremlins on a level killing field! Or is that playing field...? (outloud) 
How can we become Magic Knights?

Lefce: Arr, first ye be needin' some armor...

(He grasps the edge of Miuhe's shroud and examines the material. Miuhe gives 
a shriek and jumps away from Lefce, screaming.)

Miuhe: Nooooooooooo! I was *this* close to setting the world record for 
longest time untouched by another human hand! I was going to get the Order 
of Wise Hermit!!!

(Miuhe begins to beat Lefce senseless, which isn't much of a stretch. 
Ikaruhe interrupts by knocking Miuhe over the head with a stone.)

Lefce: (muttering) Arr. I'm startin' ta think armor's a bad idear. 

Ikaruhe: (impatiently) Can I have my magic now?

Lefce: (defeatedly) Yarr, but ah doubt it'll be very pow'rful.

(Lefce concentrates on his staff (okay, piece of driftwood). There is 
no result. He curses and bangs it on a tree. A tiny wisp of smoke comes 
out of it and swirls around Uufe. He hits it against the tree again, and 
a tiny flame comes out the end. It floats shakily over to Ikaruhe and 
disappears before making contact with the pcycopath. Finally, after 
several more bangs against the tree, ground, and a nearby boulder, a few 
tiny drops of water, much like a leaky faucet, fall out of the "staff" 
and make a puddle on Miuhe. The water quickly dissappears.)

Lefce: (astounded) That's amazing...

Ikaruhe: Because each kind chose us?

Lefce: No. Because ah found this peice o' wood on ma beach!

Uufe: I can use thisss "magic" to get even with (foam) *mother*.

Lefce: To tell ya the truth, ye didn't get any destructive power. Ye 
got the power of wind, a healer.

Ikaruhe: NOOOOOOOO! Now I can't kill the gremlins!

Lefce: Ye stupid moron! Ye have the pow'r of fire, so ye can destroy 
things.

Ikaruhe: Really?

(Ikaruhe looks around and suddenly gasps at seemingly nothing.)

Ikaruhe: I see you there, gremlin!!! (shoots a fireball that is about 
the size of a quarter. A small black hole is blown about 3 cm into a 
nearby tree.) Sweet!

Miuhe: (groggily) What happened... (notices Lefce is still around) I'm 
not through beating you!!! (somehow shoots a thin stream of water at Lefce. 
The water cannot even reach Lefce, and ends up splashing at his feet.

Lefce: Yarr, ma squid-catchin' boots! Ye be walkin' on thin ice, sailor!

(They begin to argue again, but are interrupted by a small, ugly monky-
like creature who comes running out of the forest. It is Po, on her scooter.)

Ikaruhe: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GREMLINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ikaruhe jumps behind a rock in fear)

Po: Fi-dit! Fi-dit!

Lefce: I don't know what the sea bass ye just said!

(Po jumps off her scooter and runs toward Lefce, whispering something in 
his ear.)

(Ikaruhe rises from behind the rock, with a determined look.)

Ikaruhe: No... I won't let you hurt me anymore. 

Uufe: Ikaruhe, (hiss) what are you doing?

Ikaruhe: (screaming) DDDIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ikaruhe shoots a fireball at Po. Although the fireball is only the size 
of a golf ball, it hits Po in the stomach. Po stares at Ikaruhe with a 
look of wonderment, before being engulfed in flames. The flames die quickly, 
but Po is gone. Lefce stares in horror.)

Lefce: YARRR! DO YE REALIZE WHAT YE'VE DONE? That was one of the last remainin' 
Teletubbies in Cephiro! AND SHE WAS ABOUT TO TELL ME THE THIRD SECRET OF 
HONEYCOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AND HOW THEY GET THE CARAMEL IN THE CARAMILK BAR!!!!!!!!!

Miuhe: The third secret is great honey taste.

Uufe: (foam) They put the caramel in before presssing the top halve and the (hiss) 
bottom halve together, after filling the top half with (hiss) caramel and (foam) 
they melt the two together.

Lefce: Arr. Then, nevarrmind it.

(Suddenly a huge explosion takes place behind Lefce, knocking he and the Magic 
Knights to the ground.)

Lefce: Curses! It looks like war bein' attacked!

Cionealhe: (coming from the forest) This job sucks. (takes a drag from her cigarette) 
Are you all the Magic Knights?

Ikaruhe: AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! THE GREMLIN QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uufe: Mother (hiss)?

Cionealhe: Attack of the Second Hand Smoke!

(She breaths out an enormous cloud of second hand smoke, which surrounds the 
Magic Knights and Lefce. They all begin to cough.)

Lefce: Arrrr, Magic Knights! Yee must go see Resiape, she will make yer weapons!

(He conjures up a giant flying peice of driftwood and Uufe, Ikaruhe and Miuhe 
stare at it critically.)

Lefce: What be ye waiting for, mateys? Hop on!

Ikaruhe: I'd rather fight the Gremlin Queen than ride on that rickity looking peice 
of junk!

(Lefce points at the peice of wood, and it scoops up the three Magic Knights, who 
shake their fists at him as they fly away.)

Lefce: Yee all tell Resiape I sent my greetings!

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End of Episode 2