Presented in Onigirl-o-vision!!!
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Disclaimer: this has ideas copyrighted by CLAMP which i stole and i used with 
babbling incoherent characters in the place of normal well adjusted ones. 
My favourite character in any Disney movie is the Mad Hatter!!!  Why is a 
raven like a writing desk?  i'll tell ya why... ya couldn't sell either of 
them on a dusty sunday noon in Disturbo, Illinois

If you find this fanfic offencive, you're a sissy and i don't give a flyin' 
leap! Tell it to the freakin' cows.

All characters are creations of my own sadly disturbed mind 
except Zagato, who keeps buggin' me to put him in a 'fic.  He's 
one of the many people in my mind, along with his older brother.
His older bro will be there too....    ^_^  (his brother, R.R.P.)

Spelling is for jercks!!!!

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Magic Knight Psyco!
Episode 1: Boy, we have problems!  I'm Sorry, that's incorrect, 
Your title _must_ be in the form of a question.    
By the one dubbed lumnomiko (this does _not_ imply that i like the 
dubbed version of UY or that a dubbed version of FY even exists) 

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(Scene: A cloudy day at Tokyo tower.  There are groups of people milling 
about, most notabley a group of people in all white outfits, followed by 
heavely armed guards in black suits and dark glasses.  They are 
not the men in black, they are asylum guards.  Several crazies are talking.)

Crazy: Why do we have to have our day trip at this boring, 
linear place.  Hey is that a handgun...

LoonyToons: Yeah this bites.  Ne, Ikaruhe?

Ikaruhe:  I LOVE this place!  I can see all the gremlins (who are 
trying to steal my soul) from here.  They look like green 
ants!  

Justplainnuts:  Ikaruhe has finally... gone off the deep end!!! 
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha ha... I slay myself....

Ikaruhe: Oh Noooo!!! I ran out of change for the telescope!!! 
Now the demons will get meeeee!!!! AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH-- huh?

Uufe: Here ya go (hisssss) now you can keeep watching the 
(gurgle) demons...(begins foaming at the mouth)

Ikaruhe: Hey, she's from that fancy prison that only highly 
paid politicians go to!!!  If I wernt so darn crazy, that's 
where I'd be!!

(Ikaruhe goes after her but, because coffee stunted her growth, 
she is blocked by a crowd of hunchbacked midget hermits.)

LooneyToons:  Wow that hermit is really pretty... prettier than 
a model!

(see why they call this one LooneyToons?)

(Just then, a bright light flashes and Uufe, Ikaruhe, and the 
hermit are sucked through the floor)

Mysterious Voice: (desparately) Please save my earth! Ledgendary Magic 
Knights!!!

(Just then a bunch of glowing lawyers 4 Viz Video come out of 
some wierd portal (to the land of bad dubbing, no doubt)  and 
whisper a bunch of stuff to the Mysterious Voice who sighs and 
quickley relents.)

Mysterious Voice: (muttering) Stupid lawyers... You give me stupid voice 
then pull this crap? You get yours later! (back to pleading voice) Help 
save our world!  Ledgendary Magic Knights!

(Uufe, Ikaruhe and the hermit are suddenly transported to a 
magical world.  As they fall through the sky, they see an ocean 
streaching as far as they can see in that direction, a mountain 
floating in the sky, and a volcano.  As they fall screaming, 
they land on the back of a big fish.)
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(Scene: a large chamber.  Zagato is standing in the middle of 
it, staring at an image of the 3, a slight smile on his face.)

Zagato: Hmm...  these magic knights may not be children like the 
last ones, but they look incompetent enough...  they will never 
save the "princess" this time. 

Mysterious Voice: (from other room) This better work, or you never see 
light of day again!

Zagato: Yeah, yeah. 
 
(From above him, Zagato hears banging, smashing, etc.  He 
picks up a broom and bangs the end of it against the ceiling.) 

Zagato:  Shut up!!!  Oh, I HATE living in the same home with my 
brother.  If only I had enough money to buy a nice home in the 
city, maybe with a few window boxes...
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(Scene: The three weirdoes are on the fish. It carries them to the 
ground and they land on a large plateau.  Ikaruhe begins to 
scream hysterically.)

Ikaruhe:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!  
The gremlins finally got me and dragged me to their world!!!  
They'll kiiiiiillllll me!!!!!!!!!  AAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Oh, what a cute fish... it looks just like my brother...  

Uufe:  [The urge to kill is returning]  We should (gurgle) 
introduce ourselves.  (foam)

Miuhe (the hunchback):  I'm a hermit.  My name is Miuhe.  I 
don't like people.

Uufe:  I'm Uufe.  I live in the Bistrenstein Maximum Security 
Facility, with 23 life sentances.  My friends call me "Slasher".

Ikaruhe:  I'm Ikaruhe.  I'm from the Cinsrtone-Raymond Asylum 
for Zenophobia and Yeliophobia ( C.R.A.Z.Y.).

Miuhe:  You're a psyco?!  No way!!!

Uufe:  But you're so normal looking!!!

(Suddenly, a guy who has a patch over one eye jumps down from a 
higher cliff, landing right in front of the three.)

Lefce:  Arr, me mateys! So ye be the Magic Knights from the 
other world.  What could the captain be thinkin' sendin' such 
weirdoes to do a pirate's work. Arr.

Miuhe:  Who are you calling wierdoes?  You're the one who 
thinks he's a pirate.

Lefce:  Arr, I be a true pirate.  (He lifts his robe to reveal 
a wooden peg leg.)

Ikaruhe:  If you're a true pirate, you must know where we are.

Lefce:  Arr.  Ye be in Cephiro.  Someone must have 
summon'd ye to do the work o' the magic knights.

Ikaruhe: Magic Knigts? I can finally beat those nasty gremlins! 

Miuhe: I just want to get back to my decrepid shack, have a 
bowl of cabbage soup, and go to sleep.

Lefce: Arr, but Cephiro must be in trouble.  Ye must become the 
magic knights and save it, or we'll all end up in Davy Jones' 
Locker.

(He realizes that Ikaruhe is the only one listening, while the 
others are begging the giant fish to take them home.  He 
un-summons the animal, and Miuhe and Uufe sigh sadly.)

Lefce:  Arr, ye be not listin'.  You can't return home.

Ikaruhe:  What?!!!

Lefce:  Arr, did a catfish eat yer ears?!  I said ya can't go 
home!  Arr, ye a bunch of landlubbin' id'iots!!!

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