This is my page dedicated to Hanson...You Know you R too obsessed when...Enjoy yourself reading this...it isn't ment to offend!!!So hope you like it it's supossed to be FUNNY!!!
My INTERACTIVE page for HITZ goHERE!!!:D
1) TOO obsessed?!?!?Is there such a thing?!?!?
2) U start calling your boyfriend Zac (or Tay, or Ike) since you think f them every time you see him(and anyone else that's male for that matter)
3) Your parents put you on a "Hanson meter"...you talk too much about them you get sent outside(although if you think about it you can NOT talk TOO much...)
4) The posters on your wall look more like wallpaper...And everytime you buy a new poster people think you're adding to your "HANSON WALLPAPER"
5) You have numerous dreams about marrying them.
6) You actually believed you are already married to one of them (and wear a ring to prove it)
7) You know the air, taxi, car, train, and bus fares from your house to Tulsa
8) You know the exact route you are going to take to visit them at their house
9) You've called every single person that could have met or befriended Hanson in the last 17 years(as you guessed that's everyone in the city)
10) You have a savings account for your trip tp Tulsa...
11) Your parents have TOLD(scream at) you they are going to break MON if they have to listen to MMMBop once more!!!
12) The Cristmas C.D. was actaully broken during Christmas Time(Now is that Christmas spirit?)
13) Your friends and realitives put you in a soundproof room with a C.D. player and their C.D's so they don't have to hear them anymore...
14 ) Hanson calls you to ask where they are supposed to be at a specific time...It seems they don't know their schedule as well as you... *s*
15) People think you're sick if you don't know where they are!!!
16) "WHERE'S THE LOVE!!!" is something you always say (or here's the love or I feel the love ect.)
17) You know every appearance off by heart...on a about 12 tapes they are recorded on too!!!
18) You quote them VERY often!!!
19) You friends now know all of their quotes and songs from you saying too often....
20) Most people are shocked by the information you know...
21) You know exactly where all their scars/injuries are...and how they got them...(all the points between 21-27 are from a friend of mine...She doesn't like 'em as much as me and thinks what i do is funny sometimes...)
22) You call all the hotels in the city they are in and look for them...funny thing is you actually find them!!!
23) All your shirts have pictures of Hanson on them...you refuse to wear anything different...(okay she exagerates a little!!!)
24) Your goal in life is to become either Zac, Tay, or Ike's girlfriend...
25) You actually make a siteYou know you are too obsessed with Hanson when...
26) You book the same flight as them hoping to catch a glimpse of their ever fine selves!!
27) You talk to your mayor...asking him/her to make it illegal to dis them...Hey it could happen!!!
28) All your net time invloves finding sites, checking previously found sites...and looking for other fans *sheepish grin*...
29) You've actually met them on a chat line...put out the effort out to find them ect.
More from my friend...30) Ask the teachers at your school to make their birthdays a holiday.
31) You find yourself buying everything color coded...green,red and blue!!!:-)(my friend and me)
32) You have made an entry to this page
You think about them so much that you can make anything Hanson related..."HeyJill see that sail boat?""Yeah...it's blue...sure reminds me of Zac...did you know..."
33) Even your friends who hate Hanson start giving you jellery, mags, everything...(there is a God!!!)
34) You make a page solely for the purpose of attracting Hanson...and majorly obsessed Hansonites...
35) You have a sheet saying you are married to one of them...(me and my friend)(I've only been married 2 officer...REALLY!!!)
Another 5 from my friend...36)You only will go out with guys with the names of Issac, Taylor, or Zac.
37)Your husband who (guess what?) is named Zac (or Tay, or Ike) lets you name the kids.... You name them... Taylor, Issac, and Mackenzie for boys. Jessica, Avery, and Diana for girls...
38) For History you need a project...Who better to do then Hanson?!?!? You of course get an A!!!!!
39) Any without them...it's a NIGHTMARE!!!!!
40)On Nov. 17/97 you couldn't sleep since you were thinking of how the next day you were going to be able to hear their beautiful voices on their NEW C.D.!!!!
41) This one is mine... On the same night you sleep doubly since you were going to SEE them AND hear them in their very own vid...that they produced!!!TT & MON!!!!
42) You don't find this page funny...
This is from Amanda:43) You change your major in collage to teaching, so you will be ready to homeschool you and Tay's(or Ike's or Zac's) children in a couple of years...
44) You take the time out to watch TT and MON so often so when you meet them you can throw their witty lines at them(then again...maybe not;-)
45) Someone you know is planning on getting marrried you send an invitation out to Zac, Issac, and Taylor...(hey...can we have a double wedding!?!?!?)
This is from Shwna: 46) You go out and buy the same toothbrushes and shampoo/conditioner they do(REally Mom it's really good for your hair!!!)
Same with this one: 47) Your Medievil lego set you started a onth ago is almost as big as theirs :-)
This is from Martha: 48)You seem to feel your walls watching you 'cuz of all the posters...
These are all from Lauren...all 18 of 'em...49) Everything you see becomes one of their faces...
50) write "I luv Hanson" one everything(how many of us are guilty of THAT?)
51)You know the lyrics to all the songs well enought to sing them anywhere...anytime!!!
52) U write" I love Hanson" all over your body ffor no reason
53) Your bf gets jelous of them(sorry but it already happened)
54) You sheets/curtins everything are Hanson
55) All your clothes says Hanson(even shoes)
56) You paint Hanson and ect. onto your nails with nailpolish
57)If any of them ever touch your hand you never wash it again("Okay who touched her hand...It's all grimy now...We should stop shaking hands!!!!)
58)You have Hanson underwear/bras ("Hey Tay...Like my bra!?!?")
59) You spend all your money on merchandise and mags and stuff like that!!!
60) You are the president of every singly fan club for them in exitense!!!
61)pay tons of $ to see every single concert ever in every contry/state/province(Zac was she at the last concert?And the one before that, and the one before that...)
62)You are basically stalking them(Taylor that girl has been following us!!! I know Zac...get ready to run!!!)
63) You dress exactly like them and strive to get everything they wear even once.(Taylor those leather ppants that girl is wearing look familar...)
64)You know all the books, movies, ect. by heart!!!
65)You parents send you to a shrink because you do all of these things.."But Mom I'm perfectly sane...The shrink just wants your money!!!Just ask Zac what he thinks of me!!!)
These 2 are from MacandLar..66)Everytime u see a pic of them u drool.(That would get slightly problematic in my room...)
67)You fantisize about doing the MMMBop video with them. (or anything else for that matter...I'm NOT going to say what *I* do...)
From Hypergurl 107: 68)You put a poster of them on top of your bed hoping it will fall one you (whichever one it may be). (Please, Please fall on me!!!)
From my friend: 69: You cut your hair to look like them (Hey Tay...That girl looks like you! Maybe I should go talk with her...)
70) Ask the radio station that ONLY Hanson should be played...(But mister...It'd attract ALOT of attention :D)
From Jessica:71) Name the newborn kittens Issac, Taylor and Zac...( and if there is more then 3...IKE, TAY, & ZAC!!!:D)
72) All your debate classes end up being about Hanson (really Mme...It's a SCHOOL topic!!!)
73)Your parents have submitted you to councilling...(But MOM!!!! I'm perfectly normal...)
74)The last time you went to Tulsa(and they just HAPPENDED to be home) You stalked them all the time they were out!!! ;D
75) Hanson has put a restraining order on you!!!!
76)Whenever you hear "I Will come to You" on the radio you figure that it's Tay singing to you personally!!!:D
77) The colors of everything you collect just happen to be: blue, red and green for some reason...:D
This is from Jayme:78) Everytime you see Hanson's shoes in TT & MON you have to BUY that same pair!!! :d(But Mom they're only a $150!!!)
Solth:79)When you read this page you think "Hey that's a good idea!"
Sfv:80) Your siblings, who USED to HATE them, now LOVE them....maybe even more than you because of your influences!!!
81) Every blonde you see, you SWEAR it was HANSON!!!!
82)Everytime you go out. You're on the look out for 3 blonde guys....
83)You have joined practically every HANSON CLUB on the web.
84) You plan to name your kids Johnny, Lucy, and Madeline
85) You are President of a HANSON CLUB(Does an interactive page count :D)
86) You spend endless hours fighting with HANSON-HATERS, trying to convince them that they aren't gay.
87) You e-mail HANSON like everyday
88) You believe HANSON posers when they say they are HANSON
89)Cassie:when ever you see them,get part of your story posted on an interactive story page about them, listen to their CD,ect. ect. you shiver.
90)Buy every mag. that even mentions hanson!{but mom they are really good for my growing mind.Ya know? good reading material}
91)When you realize your batteries in your portable cd player are going dead you freak out!!{no mr. cd player!just one more song NOOOO!}
These are from DolphinGirl:92. You talk to all your posters and kiss every single one of them
goodnight
every single night. If you miss a night, then you have horrible
nightmares.(NOOOO!!!I fogot to kiss Isaac!!!)
93. You know their bloodtype and underwear size by heart, along with
how many
fans attended their last concert.(16,000 at PsychoBlast Ma'ma...I asked you where you were last summer!!!)
94. You stay up all night writing Hanson stories, then get really tired
in
class. Then when your math teacher asks you what 5x-4=21 is, you blurt
out
your favorite Hanson's birthday.(October 22,1985 Sir)
95. Before you kiss your boyfriend, you make him put on a blond wig.(Put it on!!!)
(from my friend)96) You don't think that there shoud be any other band attending the
music awards 'cause you think that Hamson is going to win them all.
97) You don't understand when people talk about other groups i.e. Spice
Girls 'cause you have never heard them play 'cause you are listening
to SI and MON
From Allison 98) You've actually have done all or some of these things!
99) You pick your friends by whether or not they are Hanson fans.
100(yeah!)) You get depressed when you miss Hanson at a concert.
101) You buy two VCR's: 1 for taping their specials and guest
performances on
tv and the second in case the other fails.
102) You blow 3 months allowance in 10 minutes for buying Hanson
merchandise.
103) You listen to the CD's so many times that your parents even have
the songs
memorized!
104) Whenever you look at a cute blonde boy, you think it's one of them.
105) You get insanely jealous when you're friend has new Hanson things
and when
she says that she's a bigger fan than you!(all of these r from Allison)
Allison again..:D106) You ask a Magic 8 ball to see if you are to marry one of the
brothers.
These are your reactions: Yes-happy,:D maybe-frustrated :C, and no-sad and
mad.:S
107) You sing their songs in the shower.('O MY TAYLOOOOR!!(U)Shut up in there!!!(your older bro))
108) You can't get any of the songs out of your head...even when you are
sleeping!"ZzzzZZZzzz..I'll be with you in your dreams!!)
109) You sit in class wishing you were home with your Hanson stuff.(Did you know that Hanson..SHUT UP BOUT HANSON WILL YA!!)
110) You pretend you are sick so you could stay home looking at your
Hanson
things.(Moooooommmm...I'm really really sick this time...Like last time when you played your c.d. all day? You end up in school feeling miserable..do NOT try this one!! :D)
111) Your boyfriend thinks you like one of the boys more than him.
112) Your boyfriend thinks you like one of the boys more than him--and
HE'S
RIGHT!!!!(O come on...Just one time can I kiss you? No..I have to be perfect for them...)
113) You call every toy store to see if they have the Hanson dolls yet.(NOOOOOO!)
114) You have come back to read this list more than once.
115) You consider this and Hanson your life.
116) You use this list as a checklist to see how obsessed you are.
117)From Catherine-Your answering machine message is this: "YO! Peace,love,and
bullet-proof marshmallows!!!You have reached the Hanson
residence...MOM!!!I KNOW WHAT OUR LAST NAME IS,'K?...Please leave a
message after the beep...If you are Hanson,please press 1 for an
alternate message.......'MMMBOP BADUBADOP BADUBOP BADUBADOP
BADUBOP'....BEEP!"(Mom...I do NOT care that our last name isn't hanson..IT'S GONNA BE!!!
118)(me...) Your thoughts start to wander in science class and u try to figure out what bullet proof marshmallows are made out of...'Teacher..what r bullet proof marshmallows composed of...')
119)(LMG11) When staring at the clouds they form the shape of your favorite
Hanson.
120)(me again!!) Whenever the radio station accidently forget to get the Hanson C.D. you almost call the cops on them ( i siad...ALMOST!! Don't do!!! *grin*)
This is Stephanie signing off...From Canada...Keep reaching for the stars!!!
My Favorite Links
Angelfire - Easiest Free Home Pages
Hansonline
HansonHitz
Thinking of...Hanson!!!
Interactive Hanson Page!!!
Hanson for all page!! :o)
Hanson Australia-Unofficial
Sincerely Hanson
~Hanson's Gate~
Hanson Outpost
ITZHanson
Hanson Addicts Anon
