A monkey's favorite places to visit:
The Silly Schmilly Page
The Avocado Fun Page- postcards,games,and recipes
The Dancing Baby!
Virtual Gifts (to get there, click on Fun)
Monkeys and Bassoons!
Weird Wacky Idiotic Laws
The Monkey Hall of Fame (and Shame)
Come See My Cute Baby Cloud!
Monkeys are Fun!
Hello Kitty and friends
Free Animated Pictures
Shirley Temple's Favorite Recipes
Hello all you monkeys out there! This is a special page just for the Monkey Club. If you're not in the Monkey Club, well, I guess you're just not special then. Just kidding. Anyway... now it's time for- FUN FUNKY FREAKY FACTS: - The longest hair ever belonged to Swami Pandarasannadhi. It was 26ft long. - the scientific name for the funny bone is the Humerus. - Glucodermaphobia is the fear of the skin that grows on your hot chocolate when you let it sit too long. - Mycogalactophobia is the fear of toe cheese. - Gymogasterophobia is the fear of naked bellies. - Phobophobia is the fear of fear itself. - IN Miami, FL, men are forbidden to wear strapless gowns in public. - In New Hampshire it is against the law to dye margarine pink. - Aspargus turns your pee bright yellow. - When you chew Wintergreen Lifesavers in the dark, they give off sparks. - In ancient Egypt, one type of onion was once worshipped as a god. NOW IT'S TIME TO PONDER THE MYSTERIES OF LIFE: - How come 2 wrongs don't make a right no matter how hard you try? - How come stamp glue tastes so magically delicious? - Can the spirits of your dead relatives watch you go to the bathroom? - If there's life on other planets, are there aliens in Heaven? - Why did they name Uranus Uranus? ( All of the Fun Facts and Mysteries of Life came from the book Bart Simpson's Guide to Life by Matt Groening.) PS- If you have any ideas or funny stories, please email me!
Do you know what a monkey's favorite
thing to eat is? You guessed it, bananas! Below is an ancient monkey recipe
for making a certain kind of chocolate-covered banana.
Do you love monkeys? I do! Monkeys are the coolest animals alive. If you don't love monkeys, you're a stupid silly non-monkeyloving loser!!! Monkeys are cool and they like bananas. Well, all bananas, except for the " Gay Banana"! All true monkey lovers are Anti-Gay Banana. So make the right choice ane stay away from the Gay Banana and all those who worship him (Don't worry, there's only one person that worships him. It's himself!). Bye, and have a monkeyriffic day!!!
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