You're a Hanson fan if.....

You know you're a Hanson fan when.......

1)You can't eat, sleep, breathe, write, sit, stand, walk, run, watch or move once without Hanson on your mind.
2)You get sent into hyper mood every time you see MMMbop or Where's the Love on MTV.
3)You write: Hanson, I love Taylor/Isaac/Zac all over your hands and legs, with a pen, that doesn't wash off. (er....umm.... that would be kinda weird)
4)Your screams of "Taylor! I love you!" can shatter windows and send walls crumbling down to the ground.(Oh no!)
5)You turn down a date with the hottest guy in your school, because you are convinced any day now that your fave Hanson cutie will call you up and ask you to marry him.(Talk about dedication!)
6)The four walls or your room, you ceiling and the floor is covered with Hanson pics and posters, you've also painted the words "Hanson rulez" on your window. (wow! I should take a photo of that! What a work of art!)

7)When your sitting in class the next day and a teacher is handing back a test. He suddenly holds up a paper and asks "Do we have an Isaac Hanson in our class?" (Wow!!!)
8)When your teacher asks you when transportation of convicts ended in Australia, and you say "March 14, 1983". -annoymous

9)When your dad tells you to stop drooling all over the TV when you see Hanson-Thanx Jessie

10)Listen to your Hanson CD non stop for two months, so that now when you put it on again your family and anyone living two streets away scream at you.-CDreamy

11)Everything you wear is either red, green or blue.
12)You faint when you hear Hanson music, which is like once an hour. (Whoa... look out for brain damage!)
13)You speak only Hansonish, you quote their songs all the time. (Wow! A new form of communication! Yeahhh!)
14)You name your guitars Ike, Zac, Tay, Clarke, Zachary, Jordan.....-thank you Brea

15)When you are watching Hanson, your house could be burning down and you wouldn't even notice. (Eek! Thats a bit on the dangerous side...)
16)You stand outside Wal-mart 3 hours before it opens, just so you can get a magazine that has Hanson in it.-thanx Jessie

17)If in art class, you draw your fave Hanson rather than what your supposed to be drawing. (Who cares about a vase? A cup??)
18)When everytime you see them play, you start jamming to MMMbop!-thanx Dannie

19)When you set your VCR so that the minute you come home, you can press a button and rec Hanson. -Lauren

20)When all your friends dump you because they're sick and tired of hearing about Hanson. (Oh.... that's really bad)
21)When you see Hanson on TV you start to scream and hyperventilate-Jess

22)When you feel sick if you haven't seen or heard Hanson in five minutes. (Eeps! I guess the hospitals will be busy)-Kristin

23)Your parents know everything about Hanson. (Ummmm.... from who I wonder??? Hehe) 24)You tape their videos and watch them over and over again. 25)You make a website on Hanson. 26)Get the same clothes as them.-Erin

27)When u lend out your CD and feel like you're going to die, only twenty minutes after doing so.-Kyrstal Amos

28)When you are listening to Hanson in bed with your Walkman and your 'rents reckon you are asleep. (Uh-oh....)-Tracey Kurney

29)When you mention Hanson and your friends scream and run away. (Cuz they're so sick....)
30)When you are listening to Hanson on the radio and u scream at your parents for not getting up to dance.
31)When you only touch red, blue and green stuff.-Sally Marks

32)Due to the amount of time you've been spending alone with your walkman, you could be dead for a week, and nobody would notice.(Umm... that would be kinda unpleasant...)-Darlisaa:)

33)When you start writing hate mail to Hanson haters or anyone who hates one of the three brothers.-RoLLGiRl15

34)If all your homework and assignments are decorated with "I LOVE HANSON" -Steve Loring.

35)When you talk about Hanson and when the cutest boy or someone asks you to be their girl and you say: no way.... Hanson.....Hanson... I Hanson Zac too much] Get away from me... and they start cursing at you and you say what did you say I was too busy looking at Hanson.
36)When the cutest boy asks you out and you mention Hanson and he runs away. (Wow!) -Tweety 7005.

37)When you have a whole grip of daydreams about Hanson or one of them. -DTufts1044.

38)If you glue pix of Hanson on the inside and outside of your panties! (No comment on this one.....)-AAAmmmeeerrreeellleeesss.

39)You go out and buy Herbal Essence just because Taylor does. Phil Densham.

40)You have all their Hanson CDs.PUNNUT.

41)When you cover your Math book, social studies book, binder, language arts, science book etc with Hanson or you fav! Amanda.

42)your friends now call you ike, tay, or zac because you won't answer by any other name.(Hey Zac!!!! *ten different replies*)
43)your cd has been listened to so many times it literally blew up {self destructing hanson cd's are dangerous...it happened to me}. (Yes, VERY DANGEROUS)
44)you have no more friends, but don't care because you know that you are with taylor in his dreams, he's coming to you, can't live a minute without you,is thinking about you, and looking at you....hey what luck.
45)everything from the name johnny to bald guys with big toes make you smile and laugh.
46)you say everything they say. who knows? that's cool! -Elizabeth

47)when you make your boyfriend grow his hair long and dye it blond. Not to mention making him wear clothes that are blue! :) (Hehehe, maybe I should do that)-Rae

48)If you're asked what would you do if they died suddenly and you cry straight for 5 days just at the thought -Brad.

49)When your parents ask you what you want for Christmas, and you say "Tay,in my room, with a red bow on his head!"(Yeah! And some nice wrapping paper too!)
50)When you absolutely forbid your little brother to cut his hair, just so you can braid it like Zac's.(I'd like that, but I don't have a little bro)
51)You write to the Oprah show everyday in a desperate attempt to have you on her show with Hanson!
52)Your parents get a call from your principal saying you've been suspended for spray-painting I LOVE HANSON!!!! on the gym floor. (I would do HANSON RULEZ all over the walls!)
53)You jump on your desk in the middle of Biology and start performing MMMBop complete with Taylor's signature dance moves. (MMMbop ba du....)
54)You break up with your boyfriend of two years, just in case Isaac should ever call and ask you out. Hey it could happen! -Katie

55)if you wear your hair in dread locks to be like zac.
56)if you start screaming of joy on the top of your lungs every time you hear any of theese words z,t.i,h,zac,tay,ike,clarke,jordan,ormmm... (Hmmm, how about MMMbop, everything changes, and ok man?) -Angelsce.

57)You locker, binder, and books are covered in Hanson pix -annoymous.

58)When you wear the same clothes as they do.(You're walking down the street and you hear gasps and giggles, DON'T be surprised) -STRINGT525

If you have any ideas, please, e-mail me because I need your help and ideas. Thanx!

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