The Stupid Genie
A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over
one shoulder.
He sits down at the bar.
The bartender walks up.
"What's in the bag?", asks the bartender.
The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a baby grand
piano, a small bench and a 12 inch tall man wearing a top hat and a tux
with tails.
The 12 inch tall man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven.
"That's amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief. "Where
did he come from?".
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a genie lamp. "Rub the lamp" he
says, pushing the lamp toward the bartender.
The bartender grabs the lamp and begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar
rag.
Out pops an old, wrinkled genie. "I grant you one wish" he says to the
bartender.
"I want a million bucks!" says the bartender.
"Done" says the genie.
The genie disappears back into the lamp.
Moments pass.
Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof. Then another....and
another. They appear on the bar stools...on the tables...on the Budweiser
sign on the wall. POOF...POOF...POOF. Thousands...tens of thousands of
ducks begin to fill the bar!
"Christ!" shouts the bartender. "I didn't say ducks!" he yells, "I said
bucks!".
The man at the bar looks at the bartender, "You think I asked for a 12 inch
pianist?"
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