"I'm a rock'n'roll one"
"And I wanna be there when your, coming down, and I wanna be there when you touch the ground"- Liam singing Don't Go Away
"Someday you will find me, caught beneath a landslide, in a champagne supernova, a champagne supernova UP YOUR BUM!"- Liam at '96 MTV Video Music Awards
"I don't believe in luck, it's a load of bollocks"
"He's wrong. *points to camera* You're wrong"
"If your fuckin good your good, if your shit your shit"
"I think you get me, but I don't know. I don't get meself"
"I'll sue you and I'll sue you and then I'll sue you"
"Writing about what I had for dinner last night is not fuckin, who gives a fuckin shit?"
"I think they're lovely girls, great, really talented and I wish them all the best in the world"- Liam on the Spice Girls
"We're never gonna split up. We'll just call it a day, shake eachothers hands, go to the pub"
"They'll buy it. You can't not buy it. Thats what music does to ya"- Liam on Be Here Now
"You gotta roll with it, you gotta take your time, you gotta say what you say, don't let any fuckers get in your way"- Liam singing Roll With It
"Yeah!!! I want 20!! Sell 16 and keep four!! Take the eyebrows off, though, they don't come with the eyebrows!!!"- Liam on wanting kids
"I love pissing people off, I love pissing myself off"
"You're not looking bad yourself...BUT I'm married"
"Get off my garden or I'm going to have to slap you"
"I have nothing against gays, as long as they don't touch me bum or anything"
"You want be Kieth Richards, admit it, admit it, ADMIT IT"- Liam talking to Noel
"You want me, big time. Not you personally but CNNNNNNNNN wants it"
"I still love George Harrison as a song writer in the Beatles, but as a person he's a fucking nipple. And if I ever meet him I'll fucking tell him. And if you're watching, NIP-PLE!"
"I'm not an entertainer, but I do entertain people, see what I mean?"
