Sheepshead
(Aries)
A nice cruise, sun, sangria, State of the Art 4 x 4  ?
Dream on, best offer right now for you - a quick
spin to the local locks and back - and that's
only if you remember to say please.

Saugus
(Taurus)
Double trouble ahead - Twins (or more) to be precise.
Catch the forty winks while you can 'cos before you know it
you'll be up to your neck in diapers.
P.S. Congratulations..

Pike-ees
(Pisces)
So you're back in demand,
with a dairy full of fishing tournaments and derbies
to make a guest appearance at.
Just goes to prove you can't keep a good dog (err fish) down.

Musk-I
(Gemini)
Cool waters are calling you, your dilemma is simply do you stay or do you go?
Find those dice - resolve this issue now..

Crab
(Cancer)
At last !
The cat got your tongue, least ways that's how it looks.
You've been awful quiet of late.
Hello   - Are there any Crabs our there ?
Cat
(Leo)
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, WEEKEND
Ahh WEEKEND, hold the thought, it will see you through the
coming weeks..

Coho
(Virgo)
Now is the dawning of the age of Aquarius - sounds very deja vu to me -
But that is what the stars predict, I have on control over the astral messages.

Perch
(Libra)
  Your imagination has been running wild, It's Not In Your Mind !
You Are Being Stalked, travel in numbers for safety's sake and all
should be well.

Sturgeonico
(Scorpio)
Alas, the aisle turned out to be a garden path, you really have to laugh
at these little ironies, but indications are you will be married by Christmas.

Crappie  Taurus
(Sagittarius)
A fresh start was a brilliant idea, keep up the good work.
Everyone is right behind you, about 50 yards behind you and closing fast.

Carpricorn
(Capricorn)
    What's your secret - Viagara, Love Potion Number 9, Spanish Fly?
You can't go wrong - you saucy thing.