Jack Pike
Also known as Teeth
Galore
We need you to assist with the capture of this vicious character. He has been stalking the waters of Georgian Bay, maiming or consuming all who stand or swim between himself and his enormous appetite.
He is specifically wanted in connection with the brutal attack and subsequent disappearance of a Sucker named Sam, we have not as yet located the body, it has been suggested that it is concealed within Jack's lower digestive tract.
Several sightings have been notified to us and we conclude that he is hiding out in the cold water, near the shoreline, possibly in the dense weed beds area.
Have you seen this predator? Have you noticed missing tip-ups, lines or bait. If you do see him proceed with care, as his nickname is as accurate as it gets.
Unfortunately the photo fit shown here is several weeks old. However, based upon information received we believe he may now be sporting several extra greenish brown spots and a 16" lip hook.
All reports will be
dealt with in the strictest confidence. All reports should be made
to your local M N R Officer.
Just tell us the location
- The posse will be there before dusk.
Please note - No reward
has been posted.
However the location
of the Public Roasting will appear in the papers.
PUBLIC ROAST PIKE
Ingredients Method
One recently caught errant
Pike
Prepare Fire Pit
Charcoal
Light
Spit Irons
Remove Pike's stomach etc.,
Cases of Beer
Insert Spit Irons
Sharp Gutting Knife
Rotate till roasted to a crisp.
Open and drink bottled beer
as required.
It's thirsty work.
It is also recommended to have handy the local Fast Food Delivery Services telephone number. Also don't forget to advise your local fire hall as the addition of copious amounts of water will spoil the occasion.
The teeth should be removed by a professional (preferably a dentist) and displayed prominently on the Wall Of Dishonor.
