Webster Medal 2001
Pictured above: some of the glamours at last year's Webster Medal presentation, giving a smile for the FBT's cameras.
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The Webster Medal is the most prestigious award in Australian Rules Football journalism. Named after the doyen of Aussie Rules reporting, Tim Webster, the medal was struck by the Footy Banter Team to honour those media identities who have made the most embarrassing AFL-related gaffes in their coverage of our great sport. The competition is fierce in the race for the Webster Medal - here is our list of nominees so far:
Culpable Media Identity |
Embarrassing Aussie Rules Gaffe |
Eagle-eyed FBT Spotter |
1. Gerard Healy |
Gerard and Sandy Roberts were hosting the Grand Final Marathon and were about to introduce the next game, being the 1996 Qualifying Final from the Gabba between Brisbane and Essendon. Anyway, Gerard has gone to the Footy Year Book just to confirm that John Northey was the coach of Brisbane at the time. The conversation went something like ... Gerard: Of course this was the first year of the "Brisbane super team" courtesy of the Fitzroy merger. Sandy: Oh yes, Brisbane were just about odds-on at the start of the season. Gerard: Yes, I think they got around 8 or 9 Fitzroy players, and everyone thought that they would be unbeatable. Naturally, when we go to the footage of the game we see Brisbane in their old jumpers, and the commentary team continually referring to them as The Bears. Webster Nomination: Gerard Healy Best Supporting Actor: Sandy Roberts (1/9/00) |
Arma |
2. Xavier La Canna The Age Online |
Referred to Essendon's Dean "Wallace". (4/9/00) |
Leachy |
3. Chris Lines The Age |
"Magpie Clem Michael was also tipped to move to St Kilda by way of the pre-season draft while Saints' defensive twins Darryl and Shane Wakelin were being wooed by former club Port Adelaide." (10/9/00) |
Mero |
3. Rohan Connolly The Age |
"Opinion seems to remain evenly divided. While the star core of Garry Hocking, Ben Graham, Craig Sholl and co remains on the ``experienced'' side....." There were 3 Websterisms here from Rohan: a) Craig Sholl played for North b) He retired and won't help them next year, let alone Geelong. c) Brad Sholl. Is he a star core member? No wonder Rohan mentioned mediocrity. (11/9/00) |
Mero |
4. The Age realfooty.com.au |
A photo of Steven Sziller at pre-Draft training was captioned "Jason Heatley is tackled..." (26/10/00) |
Mero |
5. Mark Day The Australian |
In the normal course of events, the rights question may have lain doggo until next year. But it recently became apparent that the AFL was short of a quid because of the delay in it being able to sell its redundant Football Park stadium in Waverley, Sydney. It needed $30 million to settle on Colonial Stadium. What better way to get it than to bring on an auction for the rights? (23/11/00) |
Leachy |
6. Sports Tonight |
As Leanne (sp?) West introduced a story, they had the "Kangaroos" (aka North Melbourne Football Club) logo on screen next to Leanne's head. A story about the cash-strapped Roos, perhaps? No, it was a story about our World Cup-winning Rugby League Kangaroos and the official reception they were given with the Prime Miniature. Beautiful work in Timmy's absence. (18/12/00) |
Leachy / Crullers |
7. Sports Tonight |
The Richmond president, Clinton Casey, appeared on the Today show, bantering with Steve on the AFL TV rights. In his opinion, the best thing about the new deal was that "every VFL game would be on TV...one Friday night, 2 on both Saturday and Sunday, with the remaining on Pay TV". Port Melbourne vs North Ballarat on Friday night - I'd like to see that. (19/12/00) |
alFie |
8. Graham Burke Whittlesea Post (Crooksy's local rag) |
This was taken from a report on the Jika Cricket Association versus Diamond Valley Cricket Association representative cricket match: "Justin Heatley (CamreaCC) of St Kilda football fame, was Jika's man of the match." Yesterdays news, tomorrows fish n' chip wrappers. (7/2/01) |
Crooksy |
9. Bill Woods Sports Tonight |
Noted in a report on the Tigers' pre-season match against Hawthorn that they were "missing the firepower of forward Matthew Nicholson..." No Billy, Matthew Nicholson is the dud cricketer. Matthew Richardson is the dud footballer. (18/2/01) |
Crullers |
10. The Australian / www.afl.com.au |
Reported the score from the West Coast - Collingwood Ansett Cup game as: West Coast 12.6(78) def. Collingwood 12.8(80). We have scoured the record books but we're pretty sure this is the first time in sporting history that a team has won a game (other than by disqualification etc) with a lower score than their opponent. (26/2/01) |
Leachy |
11. www.afl.com.au |
"With the Crows entering their 10th season, it's time to look back on the evolution of the pride of South Australia." Our maths says that the Crows are entering their 11th season. (23/3/01) |
Leachy |
12. Kim Watkins Channel 9 |
Told us that the Essendon v Kangaroos round 1 clash was the Grand Final replay. (30/3/01) |
Mero |
13. Tony Shaw Channel 7 |
"...and Allen Jakovich forces it over the line for a throw in." Instantly swooped on by Jason and Huddo. (1/4/01) |
Saint |
14. Channel 7 production |
Superimposed the Richmond v Melbourne scores over the Swans v Adelaide highlights. (1/4/01) |
Saint |
15. Chip Le Grand The Australian |
At the Round 1 post-match press conference, Malcolm Blight said "Tonight is just the first dance. We are a long way from the alter." Le Grand managed to report this quote as "Tonight is just the first dance. We are a long way from the Albert." We wonder what Le Grand thinks this quote would mean? (2/4/01) |
Leachy |
16. Tamsyn Lewis The Fat, ABC |
Noted that "Libba" won his Brownlow in the same year as Dipper. Sorry Tamsyn - we think you're confusing Libba with another cheating thug who can't kick. (9/4/01) |
Crullers |
17. Age Website |
Either the AFL is trying to boost the Lions' Melbourne crowds by staging double-headers, or the Age website's fixture is stuffed: Thursday April 12 Tigers v Lions at MCG Blues v Bombers at MCG (11/4/01) |
Saint |
18. Sydney Morning Herald "Weekend Pass" column |
Noted that "...Wayne Carey makes his season debut against the Swans after coach Kevin Pagan complained about the lack of support for the club's Sydney push." (12/4/01) |
Crullers |
20. Kevin Bartlett Channel 7 |
This one seems to happen every year. During the third quarter of the Sydney-Roos game, KB referred to Stuart Maxfield as "Maxwell." Past offenders of this Webster include David "Fordo" Fordham and Chris Mainwaring. (14/4/01) |
Leachy |
21. Kevin Bartlett Channel 7 |
After a close up on the North bench during the last quarter, KB said something like, "There's Jade Rawlings on the Roos' bench." Now why the hell would a Hawthorn player be on the Roos' bench? KB corrected himself about a minute later informing us that it was Brady Rawlings on the bench. Too late KB - it was out there. (14/4/01) |
Leachy |
22. Bruce McAvaney Channel 7 |
During the desperate last quarter of the Dons-Blues game, Bruce referred to Dustin Fletcher as Damien Fletcher. Like KB, he corrected himself but it was too late. Chalk up one for Bruce. (12/4/01) |
Leachy |
23. Chris Reason Sunrise Channel 7 |
Informed viewers that Daryn Cresswell was to face a charge of striking the Kangaroos' Brad Rawlings. Gee those Rawlingses are causing confusion amongst Websterism candidates! (19/4/01) |
Leachy |
24. The Australian |
In the preview of each game, they have a photo of a player who has been mentioned in their preview as the "Game Breaker". The only problem is that whoever did their cutting and pasting put the pictures in all the wrong places except for putting Michael Voss in the right place - so 7 photos are incorrect! This must be a new record!!! (20/4/01) |
Crullers |
25. Damian Mahoney AFL website |
Referred to Damian Peverill as "Justin". (21/4/01) |
Mero |
26. Michael Davis The Australian |
"Leon Cameron played deep in defence for the Tigers and was one player who could well take charge of the skills session at Park Road during the week." Looks like Mick Davis could do with a skills session at Punt Road to get his Melbourne geography right! (21/4/01) |
Leachy |
27. Tom Hafey ABC Radio |
Made a couple of references to Bulldogs' ruckman "David" Darcy. (28/4/01) |
Leachy |
28. Matt Burgan AFL website |
".....The Roos dominated the latter part of the first term with five goals to one and to their credit pegged back the margin to one point heading into the first break...." Ummm, that would be a one point lead actually Matt. The Tigers always like to keep their fans interested and excited, and leading all the way is something they rarely do. (5/5/01) |
Saint |
29. Charles Happell Mark Duffield The Age |
"Pagan, Western Bulldogs coach Terry Wallace, Sydney's Rodney Eade and the Demons' Terry Daniher have been linked to the Dockers' coaching position for next year, but the Kangaroos' supremo last night repeated his wish of three weeks ago: that the Roos extend his contract beyond the end of next year." Errrr, Neale Daniher coaches Melbourne. (31/5/01) |
Mero |
30. Sports Tonight |
The reporter covering the Adelaide v Geelong game referred to Andrew McLeod as the "dual Coleman medallist". (3/6/01) |
Saint / Crullers |
31. Kevin Sheedy The Australian |
“Have a look at the list of players who’ve won Norm Smith medals for being best on ground in a grand final and see how many were defenders. Gary Ayres was the first to win two Norm Smiths. He played in the back pocket for Hawthorn. There’s Bruce Doull, David Dench, Geoff Southby, Ken Hinkley, Glenn Archer and Andrew McLeod.” We don't seem to recall Dench, Southby or Hinkley ever being awarded the Norm Smith Medal. And McLeod won his as a midfielder rather than a defender. (7/6/01) |
Leachy |
32. The Australian |
Referred to "Dion Rioli". (11/6/01) |
Leachy |
33. Billy Brownless Sunday Footy Show |
In the St Kilda v Fremantle preview, Billy noted that "St Kilda had lost the last five matches coming into this one and Fremantle seven..." Yeah Bill, and four more besides. (17/6/01) |
Saint |
34. Billy Brownless Sunday Footy Show |
Saints v Freo votes 8 votes for Adrian Hamill Who? Try Aaron. (17/6/01) |
Saint |
35. Channel 7 Teletype operator / J Dunstall, |
Dees v Lions votes: 1 vote A.Yze Bris. (17/6/01) |
Saint |
36. Channel 10 News |
Person doing a report on Geelong training says that Ronnie Burns should be right to return this week when he still has 1 week to go on his suspension. (26/6/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
37. Mick Malthouse AFL website / Australian |
Wrote "Like McKenna, Worsfold, Mainwairing and Pike". One presumes he was referring to the former West Coast best and fairest winner Don Pyke. (28/6/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
38. ABC TV News |
Summary of Adelaide versus Collingwood said that 'Vardey', as opposed to Vardy, kicked two goals. (1/7/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
39. Kevin Sheedy Australian |
In paying respect to Fremantle, Sheeds says that they have a good coach in 'Ben Allen'. One presumes he's almost as good as Ben Allan. (30/6/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
40. Rob Waters ABC news |
When doing a story on the buildup to the Richmond v Hawthorn clash, Waters says that Richmond are going for their fourth straight win when in fact they were going for their fifth straight win. (6/7/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
41. Channel 7 Swans v Blues telecast |
Showed a Carlton logo instead of Collingwood when giving a progress score of Collingwood v Geelong. (8/7/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
42. Gerard Healy Channel 7 Roos v Pies telecast |
With only a few minutes to go and the Kangas heading for a win, Healy says, "History says they've never lost four in a row under Denis Pagan. If they went down today that would be the first time ever... at the moment they look as if they're going to keep their record intact." Incisive comments, but made redundant by the fact that the Kangas' losing streak was two, not three, before this match. (13/5/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
43. Christi Malthouse Channel 10 news |
Doing a report at Richmond training, refers to Mark Gale as having got over his shoulder problems and should be right for this week. Mark Gale is the ex-Freo player currently at St. Kilda whereas it is Brendan "Benny" Gale who is the Richmond player and receiver of a rather unwarranted testimonial year. (11/7/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
44. Karen Lyon The Age |
"Cellar-dweller Fremantle has made just one change for today's game against the Western Bulldogs. Daniel Metropolis, who is ill, has been replaced by Dion Woods." Metropolis hadn't played in Fremantle's side the week before (Round 14) and wasn't picked for this week's match (Round 15) either. Metropolis had only been picked as an emergency for the Round 15 match and had been replaced by Woods as an emergency. Two changes had been made to the Fremantle side, neither of which involved Metropolis and Woods. (14/7/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
45. Greg Baum The Age |
"Daniel Bradshaw had withdrawn before one final last year to be with his wife as she gave birth." All the reports at the time the story broke last year stated that the person having the baby was Bradshaw's 'partner or 'girlfriend', not his wife. (16/7/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
46. Dr Peter Larkin Herald Sun |
"CARLTON will be without its ruckman Mark Porter for the next month as a result of a thigh injury sustained against Fremantle on Saturday...." The Doc's memory or crystal ball must be on the blink - he did his thigh last Saturday against the Dees. (18/7/01) |
Saint |
47. Andrew Ramsay Jenny McAsey The Australian |
Report on Rodney Eade's comments of draft concessions: "He cited the example of Brisbane, who made the finals in 1997 and 1999, but finished last in 1998 with five wins, to indicate problems with the current system" Eade is quoted later in the article as saying that Brisbane were very close to getting concessions that year. The reason Brisbane didn't get the draft concessions was because they won five games and a draw in 1998, not just five games. If they'd won only five games then they would've got the concessions. (19/7/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
48. Dermott Brereton The Age |
"Players who can kick 100 goals a season are a rarity. In fact, the feat is so revered that in 1980 we introduced the John Coleman Medal for the top goalkicker in a home-and-away season. That year, Richmond full-forward Michael Roach became only the 15th player to kick the ton. And in doing so he won the medal." The Coleman medal was introduced in 1981, not 1980. While Roach was the first winner, it was for his 1981 feat of 86 goals that won it, not his 1980 efforts when he kicked the ton. (16/7/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
49. Herald Sun |
A section titled "Saints' Days of Hell" is a timeline of St. Kilda's recent problems and contains the following excerpt: 8 Nov, 1999 - Star Nicky Winmar retires for personal reasons. Considering Winmar spent the year at the Western Bulldogs, how his quitting was relevant to the Saints is hard to fathom. (20/7/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (Non-FBT) |
50. Neil Kerley Channel 7 |
Committed the annual Websterism of referring to Stuart Maxfield as "Maxwell". (22/7/01) |
Crullers |
51. Channel 10 |
Whilst not technically a Webster, Channel Webster news on Friday night provided an interesting typo when Quarters listed his selections for Round 16. Instead of Bulldogs, we saw BULLGOGS, which is easy to do. It's just a mixture of BULLDOGS and their other name - GOUGING Pricks, hence BULLGOGS. (20/7/01) |
alFie |
52. Channel 7 |
Notes that Swans big man Simon Feast is from "Stuart" in South Australia. (25/7/01) |
Arma - Retired FF |
53. Sports Tonight |
There was something of a Webster on Timmy Tonight. Their reporter - Anthony something-or-rather, his name is not important - was reporting from Dees training at the Junction Oval on the re-signing of Shane "Brownlow hangover" Woewodin. He mentioned words to the effect that this will "keep Woewodin at the Junction Oval for another 3 years". Now while the JO is the Dees' training base, it's never been their home ground so we don't think it's right to refer to it in the same way as you might "Linton Street" / "Moorabbin", "Glenferrie" or "Arden Street". A fine point of distinction, but we'll give this one a bare pass. (27/7/01) |
Crullers |
54. Bruce Matthews Herald Sun |
Goes through a selection of famous Tribunal cases over the years and one listed is: Carl Ditterich (Melbourne) striking Kevin Morris (Richmond) Round 22, 1980 Morris was playing for Collingwood, not Richmond, when this incident occurred. (27/7/01) |
Marco Trevisiol (non-FBT) |
55. Sunday Age |
Featured a report on the restructure of footy in Gippsland and referred to former AFL coach Geoff Gieschen. (29/7/01) |
alFie |
56. Herald Sun |
The Herald Sun Home Page features an AFL ladder which has Adelaide in 4th spot and 11th spot. So which Adelaide will show up on the weekend? (3/8/01) |
alFie |