FOREIGN GIRL
Dedicated to German exchange student Dominika Leschinski
You come from a land that's far away
And you speak another language
The customs here are not the same
and you just want to go home
That's too bad
'Cause you're stuck here
At least until the end of the year
That's so sad
You should really try to make some friends
Foreign Girl
Foreign Girl
Go to a party or two (or 3 or 4)
Foreign Girl
People still like you even though your english isn't that great
Foreign Girl
At least you're not French
EVERBODY WANTS TO BE A KELLIE
Everything's the same
It's just another day
In the life of a Kellie
So many things to do and not enough time
But in the end we do it with our own personal style
And all you scrubs
Had better watch out
'Cause we're taking over the world
'Cause everybody wants to be a Kellie
No matter how you spell it
It's true that everybody wants to be a Kellie
We get more things done before 7
Than most people get done in a day
People are so jealous of us
And to that I would just like to say
Everybody wants to be a Kellie
No matter how you spelly
Everybody wants to be a Kellie
If you don't you can suck my big toe
Dirty Guys (but they clean up nice)
He's the brother of a friend
Or a bum in a box
He's the weird guy down the street
With the one-eyed dogs
He wears the same damn thing everyday
He wraps his shoes with duct tape
To you he might look like a slob
But dammit, to me he looks like a god
He's my dirty guy
But he cleans up real nice
He's looking pretty fly like Vanilla Ice
He has his own odor
A peculiar smell
He doesn't bathe often
And he doesn't shave well
When prom time comes around
And it looks like I won't have a date
With me is where he'll be found
'Cause in a $300, tux, he'll look pretty great
He's my dirty guy
But now he's lookin' real good
Try not to be a hater
Like I know you could
He's my dirty guy
But he cleans up real nice
He's lookin' pretty fly like
Vanilla Ice--Vanilla Ice
Dude, those songs suck.
