2006 - "I'll shove Rob up your ass afro first. It's like scrubby brushes. We'll call it a Robonoscopy." - Derek Parrott
2004 - "Hi, you've reached Captain Jack's hotline. For Dancing Pompokolin, press 1. For The Race, press 2. For In the Navy 99, press 3. Se habla espanol press 4." - Gordon Widener
2003 - "Robbie Beebe phone home!" - Eddie Lehecka