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Turkish: That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

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Turkish: He's my partner. Doesn't mean we hold hands or take windy walks. What it really means is I try to keep him out of as much trouble as he inflicts upon me.

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Turkish: Where'd you get it?

Tommy: Boris the Blade.

Turkish: You mean, Boris the Sneaky F*cking Russian.

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Bricktop: You're not a dog, are you, Gary?

Gary: No. No, I'm not.

Bricktop: However, you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.

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Avi: You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary F*cking Poppins London!

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Turkish: Everybody knows Doug the Head. If it's stones and it's stolen, Doug's the man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. So he tells his family they're Jewish. But he's about as Jewish as he is a f*cking monkey.

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Mickey: Nobody brings a fellow the size of you unless they're trying to say something without talking, right, boy?

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Turkish: Tommy the Tit is praying. And if he isn't, he f*cking should be.

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Tyrone: I didn't see it there.

Vincent: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. It's not as though it was a packet of f*cking peanuts, now is it?

Tyrone: It was a funny angle.

Vincent: It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

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Tommy: We replace the fighter.

Turkish: Oh? And hope he doesn't notice? And who the f*ck are we gonna replace him with?

Tommy: What about John the Gun? Or Madfist Willy?

Turkish: You're not exactly Mr. Current Affairs, are you Tommy? Madfist went mad. And the Gun shot himself.

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Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.

Bricktop: Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't exactly a set of f*cking car keys, and it's not as if he's incon-f*cking-spicuous, now is he?

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Bricktop: You're on thin f*cking ice, my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks.

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Bricktop: If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not.

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Turkish: You take sugar?

Bricktop: No, thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.

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Tony: Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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Customs: Do you have anything to declare?

Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England.

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