You are parked in "Lancelot" and more of the quotes from possibly the best movie of 2001...

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Princess Fiona: What kind of knight are you?

Shrek: One of a kind.

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Shrek: Oh, no. Dead broad OFF the table!

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Shrek: Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends.

Donkey: Wow, only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.

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Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

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Magic Mirror: Bachlorette #2 is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Though she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live-wire she can be. Give it up for - Snow White.

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Lord Farquaad: Tell me where the creatures are!

Gingerbread Man: All right, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?

Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?

Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.

Lord Farquaad: Why yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?

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Shrek: Who knows where this Farquaad guy lives?"

Donkey: Ooo! Ooo, me!

Shrek: Does anyone ELSE know where to find him?

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Information Booth: Welcome to Duloc such a perfect town. Here we have some rules. Let us lay them down. If we all stay in line then we'll get along fine. Duloc is a perfect place. Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe you...-face.- Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect place!

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Shrek: No! You dense, annoying minature beast of burden! Orges are like onions end of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.

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Donkey: Aww, Shrek did you do that? You know you got to warn somebody before you crack one off. My mouth was open and everything.

Shrek: Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead.

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Donkey: (to Dragon) Oh, man, you know I'd really love to stay, but (cough) I'm an athsmatic and it wouldn't work out.

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Princess Fiona: Where are you going?

Shrek: Well, I have to save my ass.

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Donkey: Hi, Princess.

Princess Fiona: It talks!

Shrek: Yeah, it's getting it to shut up that's the trick!

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Donkey: Did you hear that? She called me a "noble steed." She thinks I'm a steed.

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Donkey: Oh no! I can't feel my toes. [Looks down and yelps.] I don't have any toes! [Sits down.] I think I need a hug.

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Shrek: Thank you, I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal.

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Lord Farquaad: Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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Donkey: I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.

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Donkey: Ooh, this is gonna be so much fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' waffles.

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Shrek: You know what, maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.

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Donkey: I ain't never met someone who didn't like parfait. You never hear someone say, "Hey, you want some parfait?" "Hell no, I don't like no parfait!"

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Shrek: Ogres are like onions.

Donkey: They stink?

Shrek: Yes..No!

Donkey: Oh, they make people cry?

Shrek: No...!

Donkey: Oh, if you leave them out in they sun they get all brown and start growing little white hairs?

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Donkey: Blue flower - red thorns - blue flower - red thorns...This would be SO much easier if I wasn't color-blind!

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Shrek: I saw this flower and I thought of you because it's pretty. And...well, I don't really like it very much, but I thought you might because you're pretty.

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Donkey: You wanna hold her?

Shrek: Yes.

Donkey: Please her?

Shrek: Yes.

Donkey: Then ya gotta gotta try a little tenderness!

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Shrek: First of all, I loved Duloc. Very clean.

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Lord Farquaad: Yes, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you.

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Donkey: Alright, nobody move. I've got a dragon here, and I know how to use it. I'm a donkey on edge!

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Donkey: Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?

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Princess Fiona: I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful.

Shrek: But - you are beautiful.

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