Humans crash land on a planet with three suns, and monsters come out in the dark during an eclipse. Did I mention there's a sexy escaped convict named Vin Diesel? For a surprisingly good sci-fi, rent this.

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Riddick: They say most of your brain shuts down in cryo-sleep. All but the primitive side, the animal side. No wonder I'm still awake. They're transporting me with civilians. Sounded like forty, forty plus. Heard an Arab voice, some hoo-doo holy man, probably on his way to New Mecca. But what route? What route? Smelled a woman. Sweat, boots, toolbelt, leather, prospector-type. Free settlers, and they only take the back roads. And here's my real problem. Mr. Johns. Blue-eyed devil, planning on taking me back to Slam. Only this time, he picked the ghost lane. A long time between stops. A long time for something to go wrong.

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Owens: Fry, what the hell are you doing?

Fry: I gotta jump more load. Look, I've tried everything else, and I still got no horizon.

Owens: Well, you better try everything twice because no way do we just flush out the-

Fry: Look, if you know something I don't, get your ass up here and take the chair, Owens.

Owens: Listen, company says we are responsible for every single one of those people, Fry.

Fry: What? We both die out of sheer f*cking nobility?

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Carolyn: So do we just keep him locked up forever?

Johns: Well, that would be my choice.

Carolyn: Is he really that dangerous?

Johns: Only around humans.

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Paris: Well, look. What's the point anyway? I mean, if the man is gone, he's gone. Why should he bother us?

Johns: Maybe to take what you've got. Maybe to work your nerves. Or maybe he'd just come back and skull-f*ck you in your sleep.

Sasha: Sounds like a charmer.

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Jack: He'd probably get you right here, right under the jaw, and you'd never even hear him coming because that's how good Riddick is.

Paris: Tell me something. Did you run away from your parents or did they run away from you?

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Jack: Where the hell can I get eyes like that?

Riddick: Gotta kill a few people.

Jack: Ok, I can do it.

Riddick: Then you gotta get sent to a Slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol cools to do a surgical shine-job on your eyeballs.

Jack: So you can see whose sneaking up on you in the dark.

Riddick: Exactly.

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Carolyn: How much you weigh, Johns?

Johns: What's it matter, Carolyn?

Carolyn: How much?

Johns: Around 79 kilos to be exact.

Carolyn: Becuase you're 79 kilos of gutless white meat and that's why you can't think of a better plan.

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Carolyn: Look, this is not going to work. We're gonna have to go back.

Johns: What'd you say? You're the one who got us out here in the first place and turned us into sled dogs.

Carolyn: I was wrong. I admit it. Okay, can we just get back to the ship?

Johns: I don't know, Carolyn. Nice breeze, wide open space. I'm starting to enjoy my f*cking self out here.

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Elma: Shall we pray together? I have already prayed with the others. It is painless.

Riddick: It's pointless.

Elma: Becuase you do not believe in God, does not mean God does not believe in you.

Riddick: Do you think someone can spend half their life in a Slam with a horsebit in their mouth, and not believe? Do you think he could start out in some liquor store trashbin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? You got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God. And I absolutely hate the f*cker.

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Riddick: You'd die for them?

Carolyn: I would try for them.

Riddick: You didn't answer me.

Carolyn: Yes, I would, Riddick. I would. I would die for them.

Riddick: How interesting...

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Jack: There'll be a lot of questions from whoever we run into. Could even be a Merc ship. So what in the hell do we tell them about you?

Riddick: Tell them Riddick's dead. He died somewhere on that planet.

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