Things The Mask Would Probably Say

Ooo, somebody stop me!

Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.

Let's rock this joint!

Our love is like a red, red rose, and I am a little thorny.

Gee, I thought you had a sense of humor. After all, you married her!

How do?

This guy's incorrigable.

No, it wasn't me. It was the one-armed man.

That's a spicy meatball!

SMOKIN'!

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