Things The Mask Would Probably Say
Ooo, somebody stop me!
Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.
Let's rock this joint!
Our love is like a red, red rose, and I am a little thorny.
Gee, I thought you had a sense of humor. After all, you married her!
How do?
This guy's incorrigable.
No, it wasn't me. It was the one-armed man.
That's a spicy meatball!
SMOKIN'!