Over the course of the year, we
said a lot of funny and stupid stuff.
Luckily we were able to capture
some of those in the quote book for all to enjoy!
So here we are, in all our glory.
"Guys, I
just realized in the past 24 hours how much I miss having boys in the dorm...
cause I
can't go kiss all the girls on the first floor" - Emily
"So he was
coming around the tops of the sides of the truck and he didn't get ice
cream and he was pissed about the truck so he came around the tops of the
sides and the straws went up and we sucked them from the bottom" - Josh
"I was raised
in the muthafuckin ghetto" - Michele
"You're
in! You're in!" - Danae (And its NOT what you think.)
"I can't
see you through the foliage" - Mindy
"Some people
spend thousands to get their cars to sound like that" - Emily
"I'd take
that thousand and spend it on clothes and shoes" - Mindy
"Then you'd
be walking to the mall with that money" - Adam
"You remember
those Jesus girls? Where are they this year?" - Abby
"Did you
realize that 'ass' has 2 s's and 'butt' has 2 t's?" - Emily's revelation
"It doesn't
feel like it's painted" - Danae
"I need
to work on my sucking skills" - Jana
"Did you
hear that Mindy has a new girl--boyfriend?" - Emily
"That's
the hugest pile of vomit I've EVER seen!!" - Danae
"We're supposed
to go eat soon, so Danae, go pee now." - Emily
"Are you
turned on again?" - Erica
"Turned
on?" - Emily
"Your headlights"
- Erica
"Is this
a Build-a-Bear?" - Mindy
"Yes" -
Danae
"Is it
Jana's?" - Mindy
"Yes" -
Erica
"Cause
it looks like Jana" - Mindy
"For some
reason my underwear just got sucked into my butt" - Erica
"Like vacuum
butt?" - Emily
"I rubbed
my nipples raw once... In the ocean" - Timmy
"I just
got spanked by grandma cause you didn't shuck the corn" - Emily
"I feel
like fucking Pochahontas" - Emily
"The jeans
are not made for the 3-dimensional ass" - Sarah
"I had two
mini penises. Not too many, but two mini" - Cathy
"When your
flab comes portruding out of your fly..." - Sarah
"It smells
like mail" - Erica
"Maybe your
birthmark is reversed" - Emily
"Inside?"
- Erica
"If Timmy
gives you [Emily] money for Danae, that makes her your bitch" - Erica
***Ten minutes later***
"If there's
paying going on, I get part of it" - Danae
"Do you
have any vomitable sweatshirts?" - Sarah to Emily
"Wouldn't
you think that smaller people would have smaller penises? But it's just
not true." - Tara
"When was
the last time you had sex with a midget?" - Mindy
"We could
all be strippers" - Emily
"Yeah at
some low class bar" - Cathy
"I could
be a stripper at a blind bar" - Danae
"You don't
tell your dad you're sexually active, until you're married, but then you
still don't tell him. He just assumes" - Erica
"Well how
do you say you can't smell? If you can't see you're blind, if you can't
hear your deaf, if you can't talk you're mute..." - Erica
"What is
it if you can't speak... uhh...." - Danae
"Mute"
- Erica
"Mute!
Oh wait..." - Danae
"I spent
30 minutes last night trying to get a nut out of my gums. A peanut that
is." - Erica
"If he's
not gonna call, I'm not gonna shave my legs and stuff, ya know?" - Emily
"Emily likes
the whipped cream, I like the oils, and Danae likes to be slapped around"
- Erica
"I just
scrubbed my face with dishwashing liquid" - Emily
"And what
was the point of that?" - Erica
"It cuts
all the grease and kills the bacteria" - Emily
"It was
like a hurricane this morning! Well except without the rain and the ocean..."
- Danae
"I still
have that barf taste in my mouth" - Danae
"My barf
doesn't taste like that. In fact, if it did, I'd barf more often" - Mindy
on Spaghettios
"I personally
hate the Steelers" - Tara
"Well that's
good cause they're not really playing are they?" - Erica
On the Superbowl (Patriots vs.
Rams)
"I wanna
go kick the doorknob and break my nose" - Erica
"You know...
the West side of K-Town. Where the ghetto is" - Erica
"You know
why we call her Nana? Cause her last name is Na-Na. That makes her name
Na Na Na Na!" - Cathy
"You're
not really stiff when you're embalmed are you?" - Emily
"Well my
grandpa was pretty hard when I touched him" - Cathy
"Are the
crackers free?" - Danae
"They are
if you put them in your pocket" - Erica
"It's gonna
be butt-ass cold tomorrow" - Mindy's weather forecast
"I think
the pepper cleared my navel" - Erica
"She's more
like a pickle with a lump in it" - Sarah
"I may be drunk, but I know what's going on" - Michele's favorite phrase at Ghettofest
"Well I didn't have any mail so theres a good chance their not done yet." - Danae
