Scoff! Scoff! This is what this hare liked to do.
Munch! Munch! He would even eat strawberry goo!
Chomp! Chomp! Twelve carrots he did eat.
Slurp! Slurp! His eating was quite a feat!
Gulp! Gulp! He ate and ate the day away.
Crunch! Chrunch! He even swallowed a load of hay!
Chew! Chew! An otter gave him rockcream,
Groan! Groan! His tunic burst an important seam!
Blush! Blush! He ran and hid till lunch,
Think! Think! He realized he ate quite a bunch!