By Puff
From Salamandastron to the Western Ware, this be the tale of the dancing hare!
Born at a feast, by warrior and goodbeast, the dancing hare!
He fought long,to master the dance,did the splits, ripped his pants!
The hares of the mount laughed him out,he didn't scream, he didn't shout!
To the land of Marshank, helped save Martin, so him we thank!
The flips, and slides, and rips, and rides!The Tale of theDancing Hare!
So to Redwall did he dance, got himself some brand new pants!
Now at a feast, he's welcomed by goodbeast!
He's the Dancing Hare!