Mole's Poem

By Fillarian

Ho I be a tunneler gurt!
To the urth oi can do sum ‘urt!
Ho oi love ee smell o’ fresh dug urth
It makes oi giggle an’ shake widd mirth
Burr, a monstrous appetoite has oi!
I love a good ol’ deeper ‘n’ ever turnip an’ tater poi!
Oi can outsup any hare
Oi’ll eat an whole table till it be bare
But oi doan’t loike ‘eights an’ I doan’t loike water
That stuff is just fer a silly h’otter
Oi’d perfer to dig an ‘ole
Ho burr aye! Oi be a mole!