Oh, we are the hares from Salamandastron,
we use our brains as well as our brawn.
Vermin lords may take our homes,
but they will never take our kitchen!
Salads and trifles and Great Hall Cakes,
lots of pies we love to bake.
Vermin lords may take our homes,
but they will never take our k-k-k-k-kitchen!