"There is nothing to fear but the mullet itself"
-it has a ring to it...



What is a mullet???
~For those of you who are not living in the now, The MMT has provided a few examples and diagrams of mullets, and how to spot them. Be sure to fully study these diagrams before attempting to identify the actual mullet.~

This is a Little diagram made strictly for learning purposes.

2. This my friends is the basis of all mullets...


3. Ladies and gentlemen, this example is of a 'skirted egg shell,' which is one of the easiest mullets to spot because of the surplus of ugly bald hilbillies. This certain type refuses to let go of his cherished plummage, he won't let the mullet die. Often times, he wears it in a pony tail for good luck. You can spot these in any redneck hotspot...

4. This my friends is a mullet with an attitude. You see one of these, you had better get away...

5. This is a rare occurance in America, if you see one of these you should surely cherish the moment...