I never explain anything
Mary Poppins, 1965

Brent, that was an awesome card! Thank you so much for the giggle as well as all the kind words. Wade, Michael, thank you for the phone calls. Wow!
I really want to thank everyone individually, with lots of OMGs and gushy praise and all that, cos, really, you are all the best friends I could ever hope to have. But Dutchie (yes, we're blaming it ALL on her) was unspeakably evil last night, and I was very drunk. Not sleeping in the kitchen drunk, but huggy drunk, you know, in that creepy old lady way. Don't know if Dutchie wound up getting lucky after all that gin and Southern--guess we'll find out at brunch. So my intent was to do updates before I even went to the club, but of course, squidge came back online when I got home from work and I had to finish that story with Jim and the hose and the tasers and then from there I reread that fantastic Sk/BS story--so good!!! and then found this longish Blair gets his voicebox removed story, and well....so, very drunk, I started updating quotes, got tired, went to bed, got up again this morning, and now it's almost nine and this is the last thing I need to do.

So, suffice to say, thanks one and all for an amazing birthday! I'm one seriously lucky ol' bitch!!