Ah, yes, the night the title whores come out to play! Actually, it's a night of crowns and attitude, fun and cocktails. Apparently we drank the bar dry this year--a noble deed worthy of being proud of...(!?)

Some new folks to congratulate, some old folks to berate, some mockers with which to commiserate...

Again, the usual disclaimer-you don't see your name here, I was probably drunk. Just buy me a drink, and you're in.

Amanda-I love you, but don't ever tell me about the bulldog eating mayonnaise again! You are terrific!
Wenda-How hot was that dress?! Keep believing in yourself. Oh, and the green hair...no.
Pimp Daddy-You know who you are, and I'm counting the days. I won't be wearing black...
Uncle Daddy-You are too damned pretty for your own good. When are we going to see you perform somewhere besides Superstore?
Nada-you need something, but I don't know what it is. Listen to the big queens, they'll help you if you're willing to accept it.
Dierdre-put that Tranny in overdrive-you are one of the coolest people I know.
Anne-nice use of the English language! I can't believe you drove home, and between you and me, you will never get Jae to wash your vagina! Love you!!
Juicy-hope to see more of you. Thanks for reading my protocol just right!

Hillary-if I have any announcements for you, I'll be sure to write them down.
Stephanie and Tony: Thanks for remembering this old girl. You two are a great inspiration to me-just thought I'd mention that. Oh, and Miss Big Dick, let's have a peach schnapps sometime!
Crystal: Let me know if you need anything-you are the hardest working queen in show biz!

Boris and Cherry: The mocking table wouldn't have been the same without you. Cherry, nice jeans, and Boris, you get the crown pin, I'll get the loonie...Love you both.
Trixie Pan Am: You were as amazing as ever, and I hope you know I am always here for you--come sleep at me again soon

Chad: Wish you could have been here, whether Jae rolls his eyes or not...

Imperial Grand Duke, Blue Mahload: Okay, okay, you're funny. You're just funny already. I'm so here for you, except on Sunday nights. Thanks for the sleepover, next time let's do each other's hair HA HA and talk about boys.
Imperial Grand Dutchess, Miss B. Haven: Oh, man, too much history! You make our bar great, and you'll do the same for the court. Keep on keepin' on, as us old gals would say, and let's find you a nice boy now, kay?
Imperial Crown Prince,Troy, your name IS Lola, you ARE a showgirl...Now give me hope, Avaughna, give me hope, Avaughna...Anything you need, honey, just say the word. Hey, where's Empress 12, Helen of Troy? Oh, she's in the bathroom, throwing up before her number!
Imperial Crown Princess Yada: What can I say that hasn't been said when you had some other title? I kid. I will be forever grateful for the shoes, and you can borrow them whenever you want...
Bruce and Daniel: congratulations! The eleventh year will be safe in your hands! 

And if I missed ya, sorry, what was your name again?