A note from the Author: Hey there.So, the other day, I had this inexplicable urge to do a filk. I remembered a comment you said Shane made about filking One Week. Believe it or not, it works. Or at least, there's ONE part that theorhetically SHOULD work, but I was sitting here trying it myself. It's alright at about half  that speed, but you know how it goes. I can do the first verse though, and I have to say I'm fricken impressed with myself, especially with the commentary about DD leaving the show. I tried re-working it a couple times, but at the moment I think it's about as good as it's gonna get. Well, here it is... Enjoy.

ONE WEEK

It’s been one week since we got to see
Krycek’s date was dropped, it made him angry
 Five days since we mocked Scul-ly saying
 “You just so crazy, you fag-haggin’ all over He”
Three days since the livin’ room
 Fox Mulder was-n’t dead, but they couldn’t tell you
Yesterday, FOX threw away CC
But it’ll still be two days til they’re on the marquis

Hold it now CC did hoodwink
And make you stop, think
You think you’re lookin’ at Cancerman
He summons pie into the dish, you know he can be such a bitch
A little queeny
Can’t you tell he’s just a gay man
Hot like Kenobi, likes to fight Crimes
Yeah likes to fight crimes
 Too bad that X-Files lost it’s value
That Krycek lost some man-bits
(His arm) he’s got wits, you try to kill him but he’ll come through
Gonna make a break and take the money
Like a stinkin selfish ape
DD likes men cause they’re the finest of the flavours
Gonna drop out of the show, cause then you’ll know
That I am so big-a-celebrity
It just proves I’m a flamer

How can I help it if I think Krycek is not all bad
Trying hard not to smile when-Scully gets mad
I’m the kind of girl who won’t believe that funeral
Can’t understand what he means
And surely never will
I have a tendency to wipe my eyes with my sleeve
I have a history of willing off his shirt

It’s been, one week since we got to see
Scully float in the air
and dance all crazy
Five days since the “Cri-mi-ney!”
He’s still got the Gunmen burned, oh CC
It’s been three days since I had to tune
Into the X-Files vault
Of memories to spoof a tune
Yesterday, was a Gunmen spree
And now I sit back and hope that they will be back, see?
 

Doggett and Ryes, the plot just thickened
You gotta hate her, her brain in never tickin’
Watchin’ X-Files with no lights on,
At Michele’s Maison
She hopes that Walter is in this one
Leela Harrison is always frantic
She’s up to antics
She thinks her questions could be satisfied
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Kay they’re not mad film
What is the sin-gu-lar of Doofi?
Gonna join an X-Files club
Gonna write a letter through the hub
Just so FOX knows that they’re thugs and here it is the upswing
Gotta get in soon it’s almost June
Cause the money will go boom, Krycek is hot
And makes us think the wrong things

How can I help it if I think Krycek is not all bad
Trying hard not to smile when-Scully gets mad
I’m the kind of girl who won’t believe that funeral
Can’t understand what he means
And surely never will
I have a tendency to wipe my eyes with my sleeve
I have a history of willing off his shirt

It’s been one week since I looked to see
Mulder, Scully and Doggett
On the Marquis
Five days since you laughed at me and said
CC never really said what he was gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realize that dick is to blame,
But what could we do
Yesterday, I just smiled to see
The Gunmen are not dead it’s a conspiracy!

The Gunmen are not dead it’s a conspiracy
 The Gunmen are not dead it’s a conspiracy.
Jump that shark boy, like my man Fonzie.