The Perfect Man

The perfect man, is someone who

Would walk a million miles for you.

Someone sweet, someone kind

He's gonna be quite hard to find.

He'll be tall and gorgeous too

And on your dates, he'll bring roses for you.

And every night, before you sleep

He'll give you a call, and wish you sweet dreams.

When you're having problems, and the world doesn't care

You can call his name, and he will be there.

When you wanna smile, and be happy again

He'll tell you jokes, and make you laugh with him.

This perfect man will give you love

And everything you need.

He'll always wanna be with you

And act never out of greed.

I cannot tell you from experience

But I can tell you this,

This perfect man I seem to speak of,

Simply does not exist.