It's A Girl Thing!

Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess

I have two mounds upon my bodice

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee

I can justify any shopping spree

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon

Can get a massage without a hard-on

I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas

Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong

I don't drive in circles at any cost

And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost

Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon

Every time I have to go to the john

I don't brag about the size of my cup

Hey, put the seat down,'cause I won't leave it up!

I never forget an important date

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late

I don't watch movies with lots of gore

Don't need instant replays to remember the score

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch

And just cause I'm assertive

Don't call me a bitch

I don't wear the same underwear everyday

The food in my fridge has no sign of decay

Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart

Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her

In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best

Would you look at my face, not at my chest!

I don't have a problem expressing my feelings

I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling

Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick

I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick