Lets see, whats there to talk about. I just thought that i needed to add more to my page so here it goes.

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here are some funny jokes bout FA's.

Whats the difference bt/ a teacher a nurse and a flight attendant?

The teacher will tell you I'm gonna teach you how toit and thne we'll go over and over it till you get it right.

The nurse will say, I'm gonna do it slowly and i promise its not going to hurt

The FA will say Put it over your nose and mouth and continue to breath normally.

What does a flight attendant and Monica L. Have in common. They all have a blue dress w/ stains on it.

There may be 50 ways to leave a lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this plane.

Please take care when opening the overhead compartments b/c after a landing like that , everything sure as hell has shifted.

Your seat cushions are floatable. In the event of an emergency water landing , please take them with your as our compliments.

We'd like to thank you for flying with us today, and next time you get the insane urge to go blasting though the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you think of us.

We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the indstury, unfortunately, none of them are on this flight. back to the main page to sign my guest book.