I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder.
This evidently pissed the driver off enough that he hung his head out his
window and flipped the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely
and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in
traffic and here's why:
I drive 38 miles each way every day to work, that's 76 miles. Of these,
16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is
on an 8-lane highway so if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that
means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7
cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every
mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper to bumper. I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like
36,000 cars I pass every day.
Statistically half of these are driven by FEMALES, that's 18,000.
In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their
period. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying
or unrewarding, that's 449. According to the National Institutes of
Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide,
that's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem, that's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry
weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period,
and is armed.
No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of flipping her off.
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