This site is just plain silly. I highly reccomend you don't go any farther. For all I know this site may be the leading cause of brain implosion.
If you still want to go on, remember, I warned you. If this site offends you don't bother writing to tell me about it, I'll say sorry now and get it out of the way.

"Gee, by golly I'm ever so sorry. Will you forgive me?"

If this site does not offend you... I don't know how that happened,
Send me your e-mail address and I'll try harder.